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From: kleval | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:01:26 AM | Message Detail

I was tired of having to walk looking at my feet to avoid walking on poop. Damn, that was really frustrating. And the smell drives me sick.

Now I decided that the dog has lost his pooping privileges.

From: radiantheart | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:03:24 AM | Message Detail

That is sort of mean.... but I can't help laughing. o.o; Muwahaha....

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From: greggreggreg2000 | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:03:42 AM | Message Detail

Or you could actually let it out so it can crap.

Or set up a newspaper on the floor in a certain spot so he can crap there

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From: knightwarrior | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:03:54 AM | Message Detail

Attach an upward pipe from it's ass, and let it pile to the top, then gracefully drop to a platform below (Attatched to teh pipe of course)
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From: Enygmatic | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:03:57 AM | Message Detail

I am so sending that little quote to my brother. He has a chihuahua too.
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From: kleval | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:04:20 AM | Message Detail

Dude, you have no idea. I mean ****..... I have poop on almost all my pair of socks and I have to clean the floor like ten times a day Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!!!!!!!!!!

From: kleval | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:05:20 AM | Message Detail

greg:

I have newspapers on the floor. But there is no way in hell I can explain to him to poop on those. He just walks around happy go lucky everywhere in the house pooping all over the place

From: Muljo Stpho | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:06:02 AM | Message Detail

well now you'll have to clean the dog instead of the floor
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From: I touch my bad spot | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:06:02 AM | Message Detail

http://www.dog-diaper.com/

From: CamaroSS | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:06:56 AM | Message Detail

For some reason, your posts made me laugh my ass off.

From: kleval | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:08:18 AM | Message Detail

The worse is when I take the dog in my arms and all of a sudden start feeling something weird on my arms and aaaaaaguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh so I throw up all over the place because it's so disgusting

From: greggreggreg2000 | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:08:36 AM | Message Detail

When you see him about to crap (or in the act) grab him and set him on the paper. Eventually he will get the idea. Once he craps there on his own give him a treat to reward him, and when he craps where he isn't supposed to scold him. This isn't rocket science, you know.

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From: kleval | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:10:04 AM | Message Detail

Once the dog crapped on the floor in front of me so I took him and I was like really angry so I put his nose in the poop and then put him on the papers.

Next thing I know the dog poops, put his nose on the poop and then goes to sit down on the papers. UrrrrrggggghHhhhhhhh!!!!!

From: Left Crimson | Posted: 11/27/2002 12:10:25 AM | Message Detail

Heheheh...

''I just put scotch tape on my chihuahua's ass''

Sig material...someone sig it, so I don't have to.
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From: rpgfan123 | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:25:53 PM | Message Detail

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: rpgfan123 | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:27:29 PM | Message Detail

This is the funniest ****ing topic ever!!!!!!
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From: wallywest80 | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:41:11 PM | Message Detail

I have a Chi, be 4 months old on the 5th of next month, he's trained to use a little box already :)
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From: Super Sonic Spirit | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:47:47 PM | Message Detail

See my patronage
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I just put scotch tape on my chihuahua's ass-kleval

From: Kinnison | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:50:15 PM | Message Detail

*Laughs ass off*
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From: wallywest80 | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:54:38 PM | Message Detail

*Laughs ass off*
O_o
*puts Kinnison's ass back on with duct tape*
when dealing with people use duct tape!
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From: Neurocynic | Posted: 11/27/2002 4:58:29 PM | Message Detail

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Crap jokes are SO funny.

Actually, they aren't.

From: GoodGame1 | Posted: 11/27/2002 5:29:27 PM | Message Detail

cool. tell me when he explodes.

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From: CamaroSS | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:13:58 AM | Message Detail

This needs a Poop...er..bump.

From: kleval | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:18:04 AM | Message Detail

I tought this topic was dead

This dog is just disgusting. All the doors in my appartment have to be closed at all times so that the dog doesn't come in my room or whatever and craps all over the place. It still smells like **** though. And there was so much ****ing poop on the dog it's not funny

From: Thompson | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:18:43 AM | Message Detail

>_>
<_<
Pics. Now(?)
Pics later too when he is the size of a beach ball.
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From: Oni Kun | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:19:02 AM | Message Detail

Has your dog exploded yet?
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From: kleval | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:22:32 AM | Message Detail

No. The tape got loose because of the crap

From: Thompson | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:23:13 AM | Message Detail

Solution: Put even more tape.
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From: metalroy | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:26:53 AM | Message Detail

Scotch? No wonder it's loose! You should be using duct tape. Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:32:24 AM | Message Detail

Lock him in a box or something. So he'll have to know what you go through when you step on his crap.
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From: kleval | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:45:55 AM | Message Detail

Whats worse is that the dog keeps trying to bite me

From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:48:58 AM | Message Detail

Maybe you should mix in some crap into his food? That'll show that carpet bagger what for.
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From: kleval | Posted: 11/28/2002 1:53:43 AM | Message Detail

Actually it's not scotch, it's hockey tape (the type you put on a stick)

From: chaos knight | Posted: 11/28/2002 2:13:34 AM | Message Detail

Just hope that the dog doesn't die during this...don't get too overzealous with the tape usage now.
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From: l3emani Dragon | Posted: 11/28/2002 2:28:27 AM | Message Detail

Haha...once it gets constipated you can get someone to finger it up the ass to fix it.
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From: Enygmatic | Posted: 11/28/2002 2:31:35 AM | Message Detail

Bemani Dragon: That only works with cats.
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From: kleval | Posted: 11/28/2002 3:18:37 AM | Message Detail

If you want to see some pictures to get an idea...

*WARNING! SOME OF THOSE PICS ARE VERY DISGUSTING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! DON'T CLICK ON THOSE IF SOMEONE IS AROUND YOU*

PICTURE #1
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog1.jpg
This picture is not really disgusting. Basically
it's the dog's reaction when he's trying to poop
with tape on his ass. Yes, you got that right, he
doesn't hesitate to poop where he sleeps.

PICTURE #2
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog2.jpg
Now this is where the dog is SUPPOSED to poop.
I have papers on the floor there for him to poop
on but no matter what language I try to talk
to him in he poops everywhere he wants to EXCEPT
there.

PICTURE #3
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog3.jpg
I like to call this one "the calm before the storm".
This is the dog sniffing the floor. Guess what happens
next? He continues to try to poop with the tape on but
then the tape gets loose and POOP GOES ALL OVER
THE ****ING PLACE. Heck he even managed to get some
on my dreamcast controller.

PICTURE #4
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog4.jpg
Alright so this one is kinda disgusting. I had to take
off my sock after stepping on you know what.

PICTURE #5
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog5.jpg
This is my foot after I took my sock off. THANK GOD
I had my socks when I stepped on the poop. Imagine
what my foot would look (and smell like) otherwise.
Still some of the poop got through the sock

PICTURE #6
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog6.jpg
This is where the dog's bed/blanket "used" to be. He
went on a crazy pooping spree there RIGHT NEXT TO MY
VIDEO GAMES AND MY COMPUTER. The newspapers and toilet
paper on the floor are stuff I used to clean up the mess.
Boy, you have no idea how HORRIBLE this place smelled. UGH.
At least right now it's cleaned up... but I have to keep
the windoes open or else I'd just... well, die.

PICTURE #7
http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/dog7.jpg
Picture #6's caption applies here. It's the same place
from a slightly different angle. The wires on the
background are RCA and s-video cables connecting my
computer to my TV. Yes, some of the wires were, uh,
touched by the, err... attack.

From: Kinghorn | Posted: 11/28/2002 3:22:49 AM | Message Detail

O_O
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From: LEER SI NILSER | Posted: 11/28/2002 3:25:42 AM | Message Detail

This wouldn't usually be funny but with the amount of duckbear topics clogging the CE sewage pipes, this is hilarious.