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When I Design My House
From: Secret Asian Man | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:29:11 AM | Message Detail
It'll be like a typical Oldschool RPG house.

- Right corners only.

- Front door faces south. Back door may be south, but will be on north side.

- There will be nothing on east and west walls. Except for maybe a desk or crates and jugs containing spare change or herbs.

- Book shelves are all against north walls. They contain only fake book covers but only 1 real book or a hidden porno magazine or comic.

- My bed will be on the first floor. My wife will have a separate bed. Both bed will be placed on south side of house but the headboard faces north.

- My only son will have the entire second floor to himself with his own bed and dresser.

- My daughter will not have a bed.

- The second floor will not actually be directly above the first floor. It will be above the backyard.

- The basement will contain tons of crates, barrels, and jugs. Also, ,my family heirloom, the Short Sword, my stash of herbs, and savings of $50 will be stored in unlocked treasure chests.
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SAM: This Old House
From: Tier777 | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:30:28 AM | Message Detail
Don't forget to hide an Elixir in the clock.
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Sex, Drugs and E-mail - Electric Eel Shock
From: Secret Asian Man | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:39:05 AM | Message Detail
Yes, of course.

And the house will be entirely lit by 2 candles.
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SAM: Bright Idea
From: Sixth Ghost | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:46:07 AM | Message Detail
You need a secret passage too so you can escape the empire.
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"Fighter, because of your poor performance in the last battle we have voted you off the island." Ash tosses him off of Phantom Island. ~celadus
From: Secret Asian Man | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:47:27 AM | Message Detail
Ooh, good one.
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SAM: Bob Vila will be busy
From: Zenchan | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:49:00 AM | Message Detail
- The basement will contain tons of crates, barrels, and jugs. Also, ,my family heirloom, the Short Sword, my stash of herbs, and savings of $50 will be stored in unlocked treasure chests.

Will the chests be positioned behind a simple push-block puzzle?
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What is the Rope Technique?
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From: Sixth Ghost | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:51:23 AM | Message Detail
You'll have to kill the construction workers though, don't want anyone telling anyone about your secret passage.
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"Fighter, because of your poor performance in the last battle we have voted you off the island." Ash tosses him off of Phantom Island. ~celadus
From: Secret Asian Man | Posted: 9/13/2004 6:51:50 AM | Message Detail
Of course! Otherwise thieves could go through my unlocked door and steal them!

They make take my spare change and read my book, but they can't get my treasures easily.
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SAM: Protected By ADT RPG
From: Shadow Edge | Posted: 9/13/2004 8:28:56 AM | Message Detail
You may want to include a third floor, which is a floor of puzzle, which will make the owners have difficulty living in it, with enemies and unopened chests and stuff.
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I am not senDing sublimInal mEssages to NOOBS - CaptHawkeye (gs)
From: sacdaddy 1357 | Posted: 9/13/2004 8:50:58 AM | Message Detail
Don't forget to rig one of your volumes with a Lode Sword.
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In heat of noon... in Degestan's deep valley!
Broken Green

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