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| From: Neon
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:16:08 PM | Delete
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This happened a long
time ago (a bit less than a year), but I'll talk about it
anyways.
First, I must get you into the context of my
appartment. When you enter the door, the stench is unbearable for
those who are not used to it. Dirt everywhere, glasses of rotten
milk that have been standing there for months, halfway empty soda
cans (most of them are pretty rotten inside), rotten milk in the
fridge, a bathroom so disgusting that people prefer peeing OUTSIDE,
sinks filled with old rotting toilet paper, etc. My bath is full of
old toilet paper that's been let there to rot for over a year, the
floor is wet because the pipe of the bathroom is broken (I have to
leave a plastic bag 24 hours a day to prevent the floor from
cracking), etc. My walls are pretty finished too since I've been
using them for knife-throwing practice or hitting them with hammers
to pass down my frustration when things don't go right.
So
there was this time my best friend came over. He started watching TV
while I was preparing some dinner Kraft. After a while, he took an
unopened can of soda from the fridge (and almost puked because of
the stench that was filling the fridge from the rotting milk). He
said that I needed a psychiatrist and went back to watch TV. After a
while, he said he wanted to go to the bathroom. So he opened the
door, then said it was too disgusting so he went out of the door to
pee behind his car (it was dark so no one would see
him).
When he was out, I noticed his soda can (iced tea) was
about half filled (or half empty, if you prefer), and that it wasn't
very cold anymore. So I took one of the countless rotting cans
around the room that were about half filled/empty and put it in his
can's place.
When he came back, he didn't touch the can right
away. But when he did, he fell sick and made those hard puking
noises and his face was all red. When I started laughing my ass off
he looked pretty angry and tried to call me a sick bastard between
two disgusting burps.
He didn't talk to me for a while, but
we knew each other and have been friends for so long that we pretty
much forgot that incident. Except that he is always very careful
about what he drinks when he's in my place, LOL |
| From: Zombie
Jesus | Posted: 10/14/2001 7:22:34 PM | Mark
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| That's not cool. That is
known as squalor and you can be arrested for it. |
| From: Andariel
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:22:37 PM | Mark
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WTF!?
Where the
**** do you live? Are you poor or something?
Geez... If I
were you, I had moved out of there a loong time
ago.
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| From: programmer
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:25:14 PM | Mark
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good job.
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| From: Tha2000
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:25:35 PM | Mark
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That almost killed him
how?
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| From: mkn
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:26:11 PM | Mark
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What the first two
poster
said.
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| From: NarcoMonkey
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:26:53 PM | Mark
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| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 10/14/2001 7:26:55 PM | Mark
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You should be
shot.
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Tentacle
Cheezmonky X - He makes dry humor even worse
than before! |
| From: ohnoitschris
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:27:31 PM | Mark
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Dammit, get off yer lazy
ass and clean your apartment!
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| From: HaDouSpiriT
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:28:02 PM | Mark
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aaaahahahahahahaha ....
thats very messed up
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| From: L621
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:28:45 PM | Mark
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That's
disgusting...
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| From: Neon
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:28:48 PM | Delete
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I didn't know it was
illegal. I don't know law very well.
Gee, no I'm not really
'poor' per se. After all, I do have the money for a computer &
net access. |
| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 10/14/2001 7:31:03 PM | Mark
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Five trillion points go
to NarcoMonkey for the true portrayal of a Catholic
priest!
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| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 10/14/2001 7:32:52 PM | Mark
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"Gee, no I'm not really
'poor' per se. After all, I do have the money for a computer &
net access."
...Yes, you are.
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slick." Probing Tentacle
Cheezmonky X - He makes
dry humor even worse than before! |
| From: ohnoitschris
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:37:26 PM | Mark
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"Gee, no I'm not
really 'poor' per se. After all, I do have the money for a computer
& net
access."
*coughnetzerocough*
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| From: Neon
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:38:11 PM | Delete
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| Well, it depends by what
standards. I'm actually pretty rich compared to many starving people
over the world. |
| From: Neon
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:49:32 PM | Delete
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Anyways, you can see
some pictures from my appartment
there:
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Palace/6393/images/
(note
-- some may be a bit disgusting) |
| From: wmac152
| Posted: 10/14/2001 7:57:45 PM | Mark
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And you couldn't just
clean ie up?
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