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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:40:16 PM | Message
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Now before you read
further, keep in mind that I'm a guy and that I'm only 17 years
old.
No, I have no girlfriend, but that's because I don't go
to school (study at home) so I don't get out much and don't meet
many people except for the guys selling subway tickets when I have
to take the subway to go buy something or go to a hockey game or
whatever.
Anyway, tonight my mother came back with a box of
four cassettes she had bought. She opens the plastic case and puts
one of the cassettes in the VCR. Before the film starts, I have the
chance to take a glimpse at the box and it's written stuff like "Sex
Shop video" with things like "Part 1: Orgasm, Part 2...... etc.".
Now on the TV screen is a naked butt, seemingly female with some
kind of wierd music in the background while my father asks my mom
"What are you buying him now??". Anyways I went to my
room.
Then, just now, in the kitchen my mother said that I
had to watch those and it was part of my "education" or something
and that "it would be good for me to have something to masturbate
to", and my father was laughing. A bit irritated, I said that it
would be better if my father just gave the videos to some of his
friends at work, but my mom insisted that I had to see
them.
I'm sure many people would love to have a mother like
that, but honestly.... it can really be irritating. |
| From: togechikku64
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:42:37 PM | Message
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Go watch
'em.
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1337 ('/|33|~3|~ :P
*cough* Had to,
uh, adjust my pants there... - isv666, after looking at a
certain pr0n picture. |
| From: AzN
SqUaLL | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:42:50 PM | Message
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What youre turning down
free porn?!?... From your mom?
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| From: Contra
Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:43:39 PM | Message
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Damn gimme an oxygen
mask...
I'm about to die from laughing... |
| From: Masamune2
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:43:52 PM | Message
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Then, just now, in
the kitchen my mother said that I had to watch those and it was part
of my "education" or something and that "it would be good for me to
have something to masturbate to"
*Backs away
slowly*
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"Uh-oh, I think I swallowed a dog food
lid..."-Bart Simpson |
| From: MrAsh
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:44:32 PM | Message
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Um, yeah. I have no idea
what the hell to say to that, but at least there is a response
now.
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You can not find the true path until you close
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| From: Ravnarak
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:45:54 PM | Message
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Yes...That could get
rather uncomfortable.
But, your mum knows whats best for you,
watch the porn or you'll regret it. :P.
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"One word,
Super Mario 64"
"Thats two words and a number you
moron..." |
| From: togechikku64
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:46:16 PM | Message
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>_>
Free
porn eh?
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1337 ('/|33|~3|~ :P
*cough* Had to,
uh, adjust my pants there... - isv666, after looking at a
certain pr0n picture. |
| From: Sticky
Stinky Monkey | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:47:21 PM | Message
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| Uh... uh... uh...
yeah... |
| From: Contra
Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:47:47 PM | Message
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| From: PaperThick
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:49:40 PM | Message
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If my mom ever pulled a
stunt like that on me, I honestly would have no idea what to
think.
Heh, maybe she's concerned for you and didn't know
quite how to approach the situation.
• P a p e r T h i c k
•
"Eet eez not I who am crazy. Eet eez I who am MAD!!"
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| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:52:51 PM | Message
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Tell her to buy you some
hot lesbian babe action. Tell 'er it's good wanking
material.
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I know it's the last day on Earth, we'll
be together while the planet dies, I know it's the last day on
Earth, we'll never say goodbye. |
| From: Ashton
Anchors | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:53:34 PM | Message
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Er, she is probably
worrying a bit too much.
I agree with you, though.
Not only would I be irritated, but I'd also be heavily
embarrassed.
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Aku Soku Zan |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:54:02 PM | Message
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I don't know, she's
always urging me to get a girlfriend and have sex or stuff like
that. Once she gave me 50 dollars and asked me to pay a prostitute
(I used the money to buy CDs to store my files before making a
recovery on my comp......).
I mean..... what kind of mother
would ask her only son to go pay a PROSTITUTE, for christ's
sake?? |
| From: Masamune2
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:01 PM | Message
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Now you're telling us
that your mom gave you money for a prostitute.
Be afraid. Be
very afraid.
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"Uh-oh, I think I swallowed a dog food
lid..."-Bart Simpson |
| From: Contra
Nazi | Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:03 PM | Message
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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:57:49 PM | Message
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Tell her to buy you
some hot lesbian babe action. Tell 'er it's good wanking
material.
Knowing her she'd buy it the same
day.
It's really irritating, and embarassing as someone else
said on this thread. Especially when she keeps asking me when I will
make her a grandmother.
Last year in vacation we went to see
a family that came from France (they were friends of my Aunt I
think). Anyway we stayed there about an hour and talked about family
stuff. Anyway there was a girl there about 14-15 years old and on
the way back my mom said in front of my dad and my cousin something
like "Hey a girl like that would be nice for you don't you think? A
cute little girl like that! Hmmm! When I think of all the things you
could do to her..."
Honestly, I felt like jumping out of the
car. |
| From: togechikku64
| Posted: 12/17/2001 5:58:30 PM | Message
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I know...
Gets stabbed
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1337 ('/|33|~3|~
:P
*cough* Had to, uh, adjust my pants there... - isv666,
after looking at a certain pr0n picture. |
| From: phoenix
OMEGA | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:00:50 PM | Message
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Are you an only
child?
I could understand a mother not wanting her only child
to be gay. I mean, every mother wants grandchildren.. ya gotta
understand that..
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trust" on our currency. That would be much closer to the truth for
most people."-jabez |
| From: ViolentJ
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:05:08 PM | Message
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Move out as soon as you
can.
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The album's called Sneak Attack, thats what it is.
KRS one spitin' facts to kids! |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:11:12 PM | Message
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Check this
out:
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index.html
I took
pictures of the videos that she bought with my camcorder. She put
that box on the little table right next to my room! What IS she
thinking???? |
| From: Inthesto
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:11:50 PM | Message
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I'm afraid. Very
afraid.
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Remember children, it's bound to be fun
because it's fun to be bound!
-Just call me
"Sto"- |
| From: Goldenguy
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:13:37 PM | Message
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Holy **** dude, your mom
is weird.
Once she gave me 50 dollars and asked me to pay
a prostitute
That's dumb as hell. Prostitutes carry
diseases and they are with many men a week. What kind of education
would a prostitute be anyway? Besides, you're only 17, there's
nothing wrong with not having a girlfriend or being a virgin or
anything.
Man, I would have yelled at my mom if she said to
me what she said to you about that 14-15 year old
girl.
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| From: Alucard188
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:13:54 PM | Message
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OMFG! *dies from shock
and laughter*
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I like sex like I like my
coffee...hot, strong, and in a cup...wait a
minute..
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| From: Flip
Mode | Posted: 12/17/2001 6:15:08 PM | Message
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| From: Phantasmagoria
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:16:38 PM | Message
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...............adopt
me.
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"You can TOO play Russian Roulette with an automatic
!
Watch THIS." |
| From: RockViper
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:28:53 PM | Message
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I believe your mom has
some psychological problems. Seriously, no offense to you, but there
is something very sick about that. Your mother wanted you to have
sex with a hooker? Sounds great, send your only child off to get
AIDS.
My friend had divorced parents that both had swinging
partners, and his parents were basically his porn rental outlet. We
were in 7th grade watching nudies movies. I thought it was cool, but
he had two disturbed parents and nobody to look up to except his
grandparents he lived with.
You may want to talk to a doctor
about her. And your father has no problems with this? I say you get
out of that house fast. There is something very disturbing and
disgusting about this.
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Hit like all-stars, party like
rock stars, bang like pornstars. |
| From: RockViper
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:35:52 PM | Message
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I also fear she may
eventually try to have sex with you herself. Run. Run fast and far
my child.
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Hit like all-stars, party like rock stars, bang
like pornstars. |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:42:46 PM | Message
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Is your mom
hot?
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I know it's the last day on Earth, we'll be
together while the planet dies, I know it's the last day on Earth,
we'll never say goodbye. |
| From: Elazul875
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:52:37 PM | Message
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Is the guy selling
subway tickets hot? </ripoff>
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The HTML broke! *Falls* </b>
<i>Elazul
Luzale- Patron Saint of Plotholes.</i> |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 6:56:04 PM | Message
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Is your mom
hot?
Sorry man, I don't want to think about that. She is
58 years old and weights about 250 pounds. |
| From: Frijid
Pink | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:02:45 PM | Message
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Your Mother is breaking
the law! She is providing pornography to a minor, (you said yourself
that you're only 17 years old).
She could be arrested for
providing money for her underage Son to go to a prostitute and for
providing porn to someone who is underage.
She is
contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which is against the
law!
If you or anyone else reported this to the Police, she
could very well be arrested and go to jail!
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Happy
Holidays to all!
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| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:10:17 PM | Message
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Your mother is truly a
freakish human being. She has problems... many problems. Get her
help. Now. I mean it, damn it, now. NOW NOW
NOW.
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http://www.geocities.com/tom_servo_c_x/thexfiles.html |
| From: Frijid
Pink | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:18:19 PM | Message
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Forgive me for saying
this kirri, but, as cruel as it may sound, it sounds like your
Mother is trying to either get rid of you...or she is trying to
seduce you!
This is NOT normal behavior for a Mother to show
to her underage child...she needs help!
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Happy Holidays
to all!
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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:27:10 PM | Message
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| Well I'm underage but
I'll be 18 next month (mid January) so |
| From: Pyro
Vesten | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:29:22 PM | Message
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Rogue Leader screens cuz it's hard to control the mouse with my left
hand..." - marshmallow |
| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 12/17/2001 7:30:56 PM | Message
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She's still a ****
up.
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http://www.geocities.com/tom_servo_c_x/thexfiles.html |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:44:42 PM | Message
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Okay... so she isn't
hot. :/
Heh, my mom doesn't care if I look at porn... well,
I'm 18 now, but even back when I wasn't 18, she didn't care. There's
a difference between not caring and letting them learn on their own,
and buying them porn, telling them to go off and beat
it...
So strange... but so damn funny.
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I
know it's the last day on Earth, we'll be together while the planet
dies, I know it's the last day on Earth, we'll never say
goodbye. |
| From: paragon
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:50:21 PM | Message
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I can only augment
what's already been said, which is: convince your father to work
with you and get her some help. What she's been doing is by no means
normal, especially for a mother.
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ÝÖÜ ÅLL läûgh
bê¢åùšë Í'M Ðiffèrêñt. Î lâûgh bë©äùšè ŸÖÜ'®É ÄLL †hê
šåmë.™
When I save up a little money I'm coming over there to
kill you -Narco |
| From: Wooga
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:50:33 PM | Message
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Don't pass up this
opportunity...
"Mom, could you uhh... show me a few
pointers... ?"
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"Wooga!" |
| From: paragon
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:54:57 PM | Message
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WOOGA,
SPOILERS!!!!
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ÝÖÜ ÅLL läûgh bê¢åùšë Í'M Ðiffèrêñt. Î
lâûgh bë©äùšè ŸÖÜ'®É ÄLL †hê šåmë.™
When I save up a little
money I'm coming over there to kill you -Narco |
| From: Wooga
| Posted: 12/17/2001 7:56:34 PM | Message
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I'm revealing events
that have already
happened?
WOOGA!
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"Wooga!" |
| From: PerfectGamer
| Posted: 12/17/2001 8:08:42 PM | Message
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god i wish my mom was
like that..... you must be spoiled....
You: Uh mom can you
get me xbox, GC and PS2 today?
Mom: Why?
You: Uh.....i need
them too...... meet girls! They wont like me until i get
them.
Mom: Right away, lets
go!
LOL!
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| From: L621
| Posted: 12/17/2001 8:15:57 PM | Message
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Dude, your mom seriously
has some issues! I just told my mom your little story and she was
horrified, then she laughed, then she went back to horrified. And
she's even one of them open moms. Run away from home...go now. You
don't want to spend the rest of your life in therapy do you?? GO!
Run like the wind! Maybe you should take them tapes just to have
something to pawn if you get really hungry.
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~You're not
afraid of the dark are you?~ |
| From: Mr
Drunk Man | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:17:13 PM | Message
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poo tozzing veing held now!~ this
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| From: l
4R3 TAC0 | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:19:57 PM | Message
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LMAO, this topic has
some great sig material...
anywho, i would cry if my mom offered
me porn. she's a flipping kindergarten teacher! gaahhh, well, i wish
you luck.
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- good fun |
| From: THE
Aphrodisiac | Posted: 12/17/2001 8:39:19 PM | Message
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you lucky person you
lol
hell my dads gots enough porn i just go in and take a
movie & watch O_O
if only i had my own hehehe tell your
mom i'll be moving in there in a day
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¡Cáñamo es excelente! ~Proud PDZ Vet~ |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:00:22 PM | Message
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I'm sure someone has to
think I'm making this up, so I did that just in
case:
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index2.html |
| From: PunkDaddy8
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:21:50 PM | Message
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Take a picture of the
tapes
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kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
| From: rekenner
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:23:13 PM | Message
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That's what me and all
the friends I linked it to are thinking. I'll go to that and see the
proof. Heh.
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