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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:24:13 PM | Message
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Well for that I'll have
to wait until tomorrow.
You see, it's 10:30 PM here and my
parents are sleeping. And the tapes are in their room. I can do that
tomorrow at like 6 AM though because both my parents are
away. |
| From: miffo
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:24:21 PM | Message
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Well.
-miffo
igamingnetwork.tripod.com -
Big changes, coming soon... </spam>
You should write
for the 'For Idiots' books. - Andy787 |
| From: LeonCHEN
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:30:27 PM | Message
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What nationality are
you? Depending on your culture it might be normal for a mom wanting
her son to make grandchildren. Of course, not in the blantant ways
she is doing.
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As long as I have both of my middle fingers,
I could live without vocal cords. - Silverfist
You are
a stainless teflon |
| From: miffo
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:31:14 PM | Message
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You see, it's 10:30
PM here and my parents are sleeping.
Or so they tell
you...
-miffo
igamingnetwork.tripod.com - Big
changes, coming soon... </spam>
You should write for
the 'For Idiots' books. - Andy787 |
| From: PunkDaddy8
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:32:46 PM | Message
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Keep this topic bumped
so I can check it out at about 5:30 PM GF Time
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Stolen Sig
of the Moment:
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your
nursing home." |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:40:00 PM | Message
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The tapes are in their
room eh?
Just walk in and tell 'em you're gonna take 'em
because you wanna get off.
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I know it's the last day
on Earth, we'll be together while the planet dies, I know it's the
last day on Earth, we'll never say goodbye. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:41:18 PM | Message
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But what do you want
exactly? A picture of the actual tapes inside the box, a pic of the
box or what?
If you just want to see what the movie box looks
like I have taken pics already (which I posted in this thread....
you'll find the link if you look
carefully):
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index.html
That
lil' message on the other page
(http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index2.html) is on the same
table as the tapes, just to prove that the pics of the tapes are not
pics I found on the net or something. |
| From: JRepute
| Posted: 12/17/2001 9:48:01 PM | Message
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Best. Topic.
Ever.
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over your computer and your mind. | .:. [JRepute]
.:. |
| From: HellDeathScythe
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:21:52 PM | Message
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*cracks
up*
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This is my attempt to make a three line
signature. Let us see what happens.
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=29476
Three
Line Sig! |
| From: PunkDaddy8
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:25:47 PM | Message
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I want a picture of your
mom holding them, then her giving them to you, and then you and her
watching them together.
That's good enough
proof.
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Stolen Sig of the Moment:
"Be nice to your
kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
| From: Alterwolf
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:26:27 PM | Message
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Um...wow.
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"The
best place to seek god is in a garden. You can dig for him there."
-George Bernard Shaw |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:30:23 PM | Message
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| You're asking too much
buddy... if someone who knows me comes to this board and sees pics
of me and my mom, they'll recognize us. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:31:54 PM | Message
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| Plus what the **** would
my mom think if I put a camera next to her and tell her something
like "Mom, please hold those porn movies you bought and give them to
me in front of the camera"...... come on man |
| From: PunkDaddy8
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:32:51 PM | Message
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Tell her you can get
girls if you showed them that picture.
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Stolen Sig of the
Moment:
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
home." |
| From: Alterwolf
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:36:31 PM | Message
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Um...why are you
concerned with making PunkDaddy believe you?
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"The best
place to seek god is in a garden. You can dig for him there."
-George Bernard Shaw |
| From: solid
snake | Posted: 12/17/2001 10:38:34 PM | Message
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lol
*grabs
popcorn and watches the fight*
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Solid Snake GameFAQs
Badass Whatever you do don't ask what happened to his
socks. |
| From: PunkDaddy8
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:38:54 PM | Message
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You gotta love this
topic...
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Stolen Sig of the Moment:
"Be nice to your
kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:40:18 PM | Message
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The thing is that since
this whole story is true, I can take all the pics I want.
The
only problem would be posting pics of me or my mom because if
someone who knows her sees them who knows what the heck they might
think, LOL |
| From: Biotechnician
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:46:41 PM | Message
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Plus what the ****
would my mom think if I put a camera next to her and tell her
something like "Mom, please hold those porn movies you bought and
give them to me in front of the camera"...... come on
man
This is so damn funny!!
*Slams head on
desk*
---
"Aim Low, You Won't Be Disappointed"
<PROUD SEEKER OF TOS
LOOPHOLES> |
| From: Lifegrind
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:47:53 PM | Message
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Uh, wow.
I would
be SO embarassed if something like that happened to me. I'd never be
able to look my mom in the eyes ever again...
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"Wow!
Look at those fun-bags! This is incredible!" - Old Man looking at
p0rn, Dragon Warrior VII |
| From: l
4R3 TAC0 | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:06:51 PM | Message
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your mom buys you
porn... i don't think she would really care if you took
pics.
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IVl45T3R134T10N
http://pub92.ezboard.com/brogainesforums
- good fun |
| From: Stalker
ROS | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:18:10 PM | Message
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ph34r the
porn.
Join the
GAFP:
Gamefaqqers
Against
Free
Porn!
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,.-•¤†³'¯Š†ÃLKË®_®ØŠ¯'³†¤•-.,
http://pub37.ezboard.com/bthegamefaqslounge,
the Free-Speech Forums. |
| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:21:41 PM | Message
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GAFPFYOM
From You
Own Mother.
She's still a **** up, no matter how funny this
may seem. Creepy ****ed up human
being.
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http://www.geocities.com/tom_servo_c_x/thexfiles.html |
| From: jzorbino
the sequel | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:30:45 PM | Message
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Actually, maybe she is
right. I know I would hope my son becomes a player. Its just weird
casue moms don't usually vocalize that.
---
Official Fuel
fan of the CoS - Super Unleaded |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/17/2001 11:32:51 PM | Message
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I would be SO
embarassed if something like that happened to me. I'd never be able
to look my mom in the eyes ever again...
I never said I
wasn't embarassed. When she pulls one of her "when are you going to
find a nice girl" or "if you want a girl at home I can pay her food"
or "when are you going to make me a grandmother" type of calls I
feel like jumping out of the window. |
| From: SimuLord
| Posted: 12/17/2001 11:35:43 PM | Message
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Dear
Penthouse...
I never dreamed this would happen to
me...
Cheez...your mom could've been a little more
discreet about it and just bought you a high-speed internet
connection. Either she's trying to overcome a pathological fear of
raising a homosexual son by overexposing you to sex, or she's the
nugget of truth behind all those weird stories I read on pr0n
sites.
---
Worshipped by imaginary
people!
Commissioner of the GameFAQs
Combat Athletic Association |
| From: G
D | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:56:15 PM | Message
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHah...*takes deep breath*HAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHa HAHHAHA AHAHAHhAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA?????????????????
---
Unfortunately, there's
no word on how gaming has affected North Korea, but then again, it's
common knowledge that Communists don't know how to have fun-PC
GAMER |
| From: G
D | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:59:40 PM | Message
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*sniff* Best Topic of
2001... It earns a place in my sig...
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BEST TOPIC OF THE
YEAR
2001
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=51&topic=1872109 |
| From: ohnoitschris
| Posted: 12/18/2001 12:07:14 AM | Message
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So, your mom bought you
pr0n?
...WTF?
...That's it, I'm archiving this
topic.
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EVERY MOMENT THAT GAME IS OUT THAT I DON'T HAVE
IT WILL BE LIKE A LANCE OF FLAME PIERCING MY GROIN. -Squall Strife
on FFX
http://ohnoitschris.cjb.net |
| From: Chaap
| Posted: 12/18/2001 1:01:16 AM | Message
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I already
have.
Additonally, I claim this to be the BEST TOPIC
EVER
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Some people are just dumb |
| From: G
D | Posted: 12/18/2001 1:45:44 AM | Message
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*throws a carrot at
Chaap*
I already did that.
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BEST TOPIC OF THE YEAR
2001
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=51&topic=1872109 |
| From: Paul
| Posted: 12/18/2001 1:47:25 AM | Message
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| Hm. Didn't read this
topic until now. Yer mom's creepy. |
| From: ass
| Posted: 12/18/2001 3:07:35 AM | Message
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tee hee
oh, to
get some things straight first:
you aren't gay and you do
masturbate, right?
well, in this case the only way out of this
situation is:
Do what yer mom said.
---
Your last post
was incorrect.
Don't Do Books, Kids! Over 25 millions of
illiterates can't be wrong! |
| From: Yoda316
| Posted: 12/18/2001 3:26:12 AM | Message
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We have a board for this
stuff, it's called LUE... but you're only a new user so you can't go
there yet...
Really though, this is one of those very very
rare times I actually recommend a psychiatrist
---
LETS GO
GEKIGANGAR 3!!! |
| From: GohanDZ
| Posted: 12/18/2001 3:35:50 AM | Message
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....Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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"Look around.
Hear the sounds. Cherish your life while you're still
around."
--Dream Theater, "A Change for Seasons" |
| From: diablosdemonP
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:13:34 AM | Message
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I don't know, she's
always urging me to get a girlfriend and have sex or stuff like
that. Once she gave me 50 dollars and asked me to pay a prostitute
(I used the money to buy CDs to store my files before making a
recovery on my comp......)
I think the above shows MAYBE
you`re on your PC too much. (Just MAYBE) I`d have used the $50 on a
trip to the pub/bar but hey that`s just me.
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GET YA
COUNTER-STRIKE DEMO`S HERE!
WWW.CSDEMO.CJB.NET |
| From: StarOceanSpray
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:15:36 AM | Message
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Ask for a
prostitute.
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PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!
PANTS
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| From: Thompson
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:28:47 AM | Message
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Your mom has some
serious problems.
The tapes, the 50$ for a prostitute and talking
about how a 15 year old girl would be a perfect for "it". Man, you
have a really ****ed up mom. Sorry. Maybe you should talk to her, be
frank and wish that she has at least a bit of sense in her head. But
honestly, I have no real solutions. I hope she gets over it.
My
mom isn't concened a bit about that I don't have a girlfriend. I'm
also 17 and my birthday is in mid January too but that's just
something which doesn't play a role in this.
Anyway, try to talk
to her, say that you're not ready for it and it could take a few
years before you get a girlfriend.
Maybe you'll find out why
she's acting so.
---
"Zombie Elvis Found!" -Newspaper in
GTA3 |
| From: Nightmare
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:33:19 AM | Message
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<Titter>
---
Originally Azure
Knight
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a
chance? |
| From: Starvin
Marvin | Posted: 12/18/2001 7:00:07 AM | Message
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| Dude.. if you don't want
the tapes... can I have them? |
| From: Death
Sage | Posted: 12/18/2001 7:03:52 AM | Message
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It is unknown to
me why a 17 year old male would turn down free porn
...
---
"You don't understand! I go up when i mean to go
down!"
~Boutitman talking about non-inverted controls while
playing halo (Owned in part by Sheepster) |
| From: Death
Sage | Posted: 12/18/2001 7:06:05 AM | Message
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I'm archiving
this topic.
Agreed.
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"You don't understand!
I go up when i mean to go down!"
~Boutitman talking about
non-inverted controls while playing halo (Owned in part by
Sheepster) |
| From: fakeplasticmanatree
| Posted: 12/18/2001 7:23:26 AM | Message
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You know what you ought
to do. Freak the ***** out by coming home with a man and saying
"hello, mom. This is my boyfriend steve. He's sooooo kewl." Then go
up to your room and play dollies with Steve.
Or better yet
look her dead in the eye next time she embarrases you and tell her
"stop playing out your deviant fantasies thorough me! I'm your son.
If you want to watch some porn or go down on a prostitute; go on!
Just DON'T EVER TELL ME OR ANYONE SHO MIGHT TELL ME! I don't want to
know."
Or if you want to take the cowardly way out throw some
ketchup and a salami in your pants. Then run up to her, pull the
salami out and shout "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. LOOK WHAT THE CAT DID"
then run to the hospital, come back and give her the bad news that
the best team in the land couldn't save your schlong. Also, hire a
celebrity Dr. Koop to phone your mom and apologise for ruining both
of your lives.
Babies are quite cheap on the black market.
Buy her one (they come in jars $34.00 shipping) throw it at her and
tell her "here's your GD grandchild. If she demands you interact
with it just scream like a loon every time she holds it near
you.
Problem solved.
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Everyone keep their pants on;
for God's sake! |
| From: Death
Sage | Posted: 12/18/2001 7:26:12 AM | Message
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*Slowly backs
away form fakeplasticmanatree*
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"You don't understand!
I go up when i mean to go down!"
~Boutitman talking about
non-inverted controls while playing halo (Owned in part by
Sheepster) |
| From: neonewt
| Posted: 12/18/2001 7:28:13 AM | Message
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No, I'm not typing that,
Olwen. That's just sick. Even for you.
---
"Racist?
Christianity is an ethnicity? Where do they come from, Christland?"
Razia |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/18/2001 9:45:46 AM | Message
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It's 10:48 AM here
now
I woke up a few moments ago. My parents aren't there. my
father's at work and my mother went to see my grandmother in her
residence and called a doctor because my grandmother hurt her knee
or something like that.
Anyway.
I took some pics of
the box, one of the tapes and one of the back of the box. Anyway,
I'll post them as soon as I finished charging that stupid camera
battery. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/18/2001 9:55:10 AM | Message
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Finished loading.
I
took those pictures just
now:
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index3.html
Those
are from my parent's bedroom. Since both are away...
Oh yeah,
and the movies are in French. I didn't really notice it
before. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/18/2001 9:55:50 AM | Message
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And since I doubt people
would read the whole topic, other pics are
here:
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index1.html
http://www.geocities.com/superkirri/index2.html |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/18/2001 9:57:50 AM | Message
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Yes, this has to be the
best topic ever.
And tell your mom to give you $300 for the
prostitute... $50 is only gonna get you a skank. At least go for a
high quality prostitute who keeps her **** straight. Head off to
Nevada and find one... one who is forced to take tests and what
not.
---
I know it's the last day on Earth, we'll be
together while the planet dies, I know it's the last day on Earth,
we'll never say goodbye. |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/18/2001 10:06:15 AM | Message
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Um...
100!
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I know it's the last day on Earth, we'll be
together while the planet dies, I know it's the last day on Earth,
we'll never say goodbye. |
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