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| From: Sabinus2
| Posted: 12/18/2001 10:33:10 AM | Message
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| Dude... if my parents
gave me free porn, I'd be the best day of my life.. I mean hell it'd
save me the trouble of turning on the computer.. |
| From: HardCoreGoof
| Posted: 12/18/2001 11:20:15 AM | Message
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There's only one way
out: just screw that lil French girl or which ever chick.
But
then most likely your mom will lose it on you for having
sex. |
| From: Kanyon
| Posted: 12/18/2001 11:48:52 AM | Message
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0_o This seems like a
Jerry Springer episode.
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| From: phileve
| Posted: 12/18/2001 12:33:08 PM | Message
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Maybe you just need to
make it clear to her that you are interested in girls. That needn't
involve letting her see you watch the videos. Just... bleh, I don't
know. Go to a local burger bar and chat up a girl there. Don't ask
me. o_0
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| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/18/2001 1:29:14 PM | Message
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Jesus.
Just
remember this, dont question your mother on giving you free
porn
Mother knows best *thumbs up*
as long as she isnt
planning on watching you beat off.....
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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/18/2001 2:46:30 PM | Message
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as long as she isnt
planning on watching you beat off.....
Geez
man |
| From: Lollehloopz1
| Posted: 12/18/2001 2:48:33 PM | Message
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hey kirri do you have
aim?
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Lori is so funny saying this... |
| From: Jihad
| Posted: 12/18/2001 3:16:18 PM | Message
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| just beat
it! |
| From: diablosdemonP
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:02:06 PM | Message
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Kirri have you said
anything PROPERLY to you mum or dad about this? Tell you mum you
wanna do this kinda thing your own way and in your own time, and
tell your dad she`s being abit too "pushy".
As you can see the
people here on GameFAQ`s on loving this topic but for the wrong
(some funny) reasons.
Good luck
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| From: Alex00001
| Posted: 12/18/2001 4:30:28 PM | Message
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i suppose this could be
a prank and i suppose it could not be... just wondering, who would
reconize you if you don't go to school? only people at hockey games
ect ect.
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| From: Icewall42
| Posted: 12/18/2001 5:16:56 PM | Message
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I say you should throw
the videos away or smash them up good, then straight out tell your
mom the problem and to stop pushing that on you.
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~PDS Weapons
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| From: paragon
| Posted: 12/18/2001 5:22:16 PM | Message
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It is unknown to me
why a 17 year old male would turn down free porn
...
O_o
It is unknown to me why someone would
accept porn FROM THEIR MOTHER.
It is also unknown to me why
someone would make the statement I quoted at
all.
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bë©äùšè ŸÖÜ'®É ÄLL †hê šåmë.™
When I save up a little money
I'm coming over there to kill you -Narco |
| From: Cheezmonky
X | Posted: 12/18/2001 5:36:05 PM | Message
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I'm back now, and your
mother is still a creep...
...She thinks she's so ****ing
special...
Bah! I couldn't help it! I don't even like
Radiohead...
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| From: Death
Sage | Posted: 12/18/2001 5:43:11 PM | Message
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Jesus, paragon,
it's PORN.
It shouldn't matter that it came from his mother
...
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~Boutitman talking about non-inverted controls while
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| From: L621
| Posted: 12/18/2001 5:56:11 PM | Message
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I'd feel weird if my mom
gave me porn and I'm a girl. I can't even imagine what it'd be like
if I was a guy or if my dad did it....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! But
it's more than just that. The prostitute and the imagining what you
could do to some girl is just sick. Really, you need to ask her to
stop. Why do you not go to school? I'm guessing it's because your
mom wants to teach you herself and keep you at home. I could be
wrong, but if not she definitely has issues. That's not normal
behavior. If it was just the home schooling that'd be fine but it
sounds like...she just has big problems.
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~You're not
afraid of the dark are you?~ |
| From: Tub
o Fun | Posted: 12/18/2001 6:04:21 PM | Message
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Some people are pretty
perverted here wanting free porn from their mother and
all.
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Division 1 Champion! Can You Dig It? Sucka! |
| From: JesusChristSuperstar
| Posted: 12/18/2001 6:04:57 PM | Message
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Oh boo ****ing hoo! "My
mommy gave me porno and gives me money to screw prostitutes. She
might even buy me some weed to smoke tomorrow!"
be happy you
live where you do.
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GregNorc says: You own an X-Box?
HAHAHAHA! Funny joke
man!
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PD Vet><1337> |
| From: Insane
Master Power | Posted: 12/18/2001 6:42:57 PM | Message
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I do not believe I have
ever seen a topic this good. Ever.
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| From: GrandCross
| Posted: 12/18/2001 7:32:09 PM | Message
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*Slowly backs away
form fakeplasticmanatree*
You better just
run.
And, to the topic, it's just not right. From a
mother...that isn't right...
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| From: RamJetXG
| Posted: 12/18/2001 8:03:53 PM | Message
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Hmm.Your mom walks up to
you and hands you a bunch of porno vids.Whaddaya do?Ya take em of
course,its only natural!! </sarcasm>
Yeah,you need to
get her to a psychiatrist or something.She might try this crap on
your grandkids too O_o
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Aero
Goat: |
| From: T
H E | Posted: 12/18/2001 8:07:29 PM | Message
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I love this topic. *goes
sig searching*
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**** looked like it wuz tikkulin da moon!"- Clyde
Singleton
http://angelfire.com/realm/kreation002 |
| From: T
H E | Posted: 12/18/2001 8:19:54 PM | Message
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Yay!
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"I said
it would be better if my father just gave the videos to some of his
friends at work, but my mom insisted that I had to see them."-Kirri
about his pornos |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/18/2001 8:34:50 PM | Message
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Why do you not go to
school? I'm guessing it's because your mom wants to teach you
herself and keep you at home.
Not really, the problem is
that I would always get into fights at school. I'm of a pretty
pacific nature, quite the opposite of the typical idiot who paints
pictures of naked people on the school walls or bathrooms or
whatever. Maybe that's why the only people I was able to get along
with at school without starting fights were girls, like when we had
to make teams for science projects or things like that. When I was
with guys it was always a flood of curses. Anyway, since there was
so much violence I just decided to quit, especially on that day were
someone who tried to attack me with a knife threatened to send his
gang to "kill me" because I talked to the director about the knife
and managed to get him pending expulsion at the end of the year. It
was too much so I just called it a day. That was in 1999, and I've
not returned to school since. On my own I almost finished my exams
and am now prepared to go to college.
Usually I get along
very easily with everyone when I play hockey, but that's probably
because I play with 30-35 year old men. I get along more easily with
men than teenagers.
About my mom, it's nothing really new.
It's only when she bought those tapes and all that inspired me to
make this topic but she's been saying stuff like that since I was
very young. I remember once when I was 12 or 13 she made that long
discussion about how men should be careful not to be too
"self-centered" during sex and wait for the woman to orgasm before
"unloading" or something like that or else "my wife" would be angry
and ask for a divorce or something. I mean... I really didn't feel
like hearing that. She even told me once how to recognize genitals
of women who had already been pregnant or not by drawing
incomprehensible sketches on some piece of paper. |
| From: LeonCHEN
| Posted: 12/18/2001 8:38:30 PM | Message
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Sitcom
material
*submits idea to studios, becomes rich*
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| From: The
Steaming Pile | Posted: 12/18/2001 10:35:26 PM | Message
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| I know some moms that
would kill their kids if they find them with p0rn |
| From: chaos
knight | Posted: 12/18/2001 10:53:43 PM | Message
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| Hehe, funny topic...even
though it feels freakishly similar in some ways. My parents were
kind of like that a few years ago. I thought that they thought I was
gay as well. However, they didn't go nearly as far as your mom did.
O_o Most they ever did was offer a Playboy subscription (my brother
was using their address for his so I guess they didn't mind another
one). Yes, I know we are a ****ed up family, heh. I don't hate my
parents though, unlike the creator of this topic. They did let up
after a while. |
| From: paragon
| Posted: 12/18/2001 10:55:08 PM | Message
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Death Sage: Did it ever
occur to you that some people don't like porn, and find it
preverted/disgusting? Or perhaps have no use for it, whether they
like it or not?
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Ðiffèrêñt. Î lâûgh bë©äùšè ŸÖÜ'®É ÄLL †hê šåmë.™
When I save
up a little money I'm coming over there to kill you
-Narco |
| From: jzorbino
the sequel | Posted: 12/18/2001 10:56:51 PM | Message
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I am so giving my
kids porn.
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| From: linklink64
| Posted: 12/19/2001 12:01:50 AM | Message
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Especially when she
keeps asking me when I will make her a grandmother
maybe
someone should point out to his mom that buying him "wanking
material" will not help her achieve this goal ^^
quite the
opposite actually
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Spots yet another n00bie..........
FLAME ON!!!
This post will self destruct in 10, 9, 8,
7, 6,,,,, |
| From: geddon
jr | Posted: 12/19/2001 12:15:05 AM | Message
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Polno is goood. I laik
polno. Its candy 4 yor eye. Taht is y internet toook off, becos off
free polno taht yoo can loook at in da privacey off yor own home
withoot having 2 actuallly going out adn seerch 4 places taht have
it. Can yoo dig? BanG!
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<Goood spelning>Thank you
father. Goodbye mother. And to all the children...
Congratulations!</Goood spelning> |
| From: FULLY
ERECT PENlS | Posted: 12/19/2001 12:28:06 AM | Message
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| From: cyper
| Posted: 12/19/2001 12:34:30 AM | Message
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That is the funniest
name I've seen in a while.
P.S. The only thing I can say is,
I think kirri should have a serious talk with his parents. Having a
mum like that must be pretty damn confining.
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"I got modded
for asking for a pirated copy of Skee-ball" -
TerranRedneck |
| From: Nowhere
Man | Posted: 12/19/2001 12:35:23 AM | Message
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heh, he got
banned.
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George
Harrison 1943 - 2001 John Lennon 1940-1980 :( |
| From: Phoenix
Firehawk | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:59:42 AM | Message
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*adds topic to his new
list of "GameFAQs moments", since the old archive was deleted by a
glitch*
Suggestions:
1)talk to both parents, try to
understand why she's doing this, if it really is to encourage you to
have children, try saying something like "I'll do it when I find the
right girl", mainly just try to reassure her...
2)Move out.
If possible, find an apartment near a college, get a part time job
to help you financially, because your mother might be willing to pay
your tuition, but you will need more money...
I have a few
more ideas, but they're somewhat extreme, so I'll post them only if
you want to read them...
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Let there be
moonlight... |
| From: hobbez
the tiger | Posted: 12/19/2001 5:57:33 AM | Message
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| Lol,lol and lol.Gheez
dude,i dont know what to say.My mother would never bought me porn
videos and tell me to watch them. |
| From: tombobobobbob
| Posted: 12/19/2001 9:40:59 AM | Message
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dude y would u
refuse
i wish i had a mum like that
dude that is
cool
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Tombob |
| From: The
Steaming Pile | Posted: 12/19/2001 11:25:55 AM | Message
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| Can asking your child to
masturbate be considered a criminal offense? |
| From: NeverWinter
Nights | Posted: 12/19/2001 11:41:36 AM | Message
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This is a historic topic
if I ever saw one.
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fan of the CoS
"There are NO stupid questions. But there
are ALOT of inquisitive idiots." |
| From: Doctor
Lecter | Posted: 12/19/2001 11:45:02 AM | Message
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You know, this whole
topic just sounds like lyrics from a NOFX song or something.
Seriously. Purely Fat Mike material.
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intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense." -
Megadeth |
| From: Kildread2
| Posted: 12/19/2001 11:55:08 AM | Message
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This is hands down the
most screwed-up topic I ever read here, and I jsut read the first 10
posts and the last
page..
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Kildread2-... |
| From: monstro
city | Posted: 12/19/2001 12:11:05 PM | Message
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omg
this is SO screwed up!
to all that thinks getting porn from
your mom is ok:
you're the ones who need a
psychiatrist
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*pokes this user with an
AK-47*|
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| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/19/2001 12:32:51 PM | Message
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to all that thinks
getting porn from your mom is ok:
you're the ones who need a
psychiatrist
There's actually nothing really wrong with
getting porn from your mom, or dad. It's a completely different
story when they are telling you to jerkoff over it.
Hell, I
was in 7th grade and snagged a porno mag, my mom found it in my
room. She didn't care. She said I could have it... I declined
because I felt uneasy with the situation. Then in later years, I
asked them to get me an issue of Playboy. The issue which had former
WWF star Sable in it. Got it because I wanted to see her naked, and
for collectors value.
So maybe my original statement should
read, there is nothing wrong if your parents don't care if you have
porn, or look at it, but telling them to get off at it... then there
is a problem.
And there's a difference between being open
sexually with your children and flatout wanting them to **** every
woman they can.
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| From: clevergamer
| Posted: 12/19/2001 12:49:36 PM | Message
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| Kildread you must've
missed the cat fingering topic somehow... |
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| Posted: 12/19/2001 1:16:28 PM | Message
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WHAT? |
| From: Doctor
Lecter | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:18:14 PM | Message
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O_O The WHAT
topic?!?!?!?!?! O_O
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words combined that can't make sense." -
Megadeth |
| From: monstro
city | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:30:49 PM | Message
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yeah, i saw the cat
fingering topic.....
most screwed up topics
1)janaji's
cat fingering topic
2)this topic
3)several 1337 topics that
don't even come close
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| From: Dragin
Master | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:45:48 PM | Message
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Kirri, your Mom may be
afraid you're gay. Seriously. Why else would she give you porn all
of a sudden? Or she was waiting for a LONG time to give you all this
stuff about sex. You can tell your Mom you like Lesbian Sex, if she
thinks your gay, that better work!
Talk to your Dad about
this, cause this situation is really freaky.
I'll be pissed
if this'll get modded. Cause I don't mean to offend anybody. Plus, I
just got off from being on Level 5.
This post is NOT to
offend anybody!
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Weasel goes *POP*!
Now everybody Break-Dance! |
| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:46:20 PM | Message
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i remember a topic on
LUE a while ago...
this guy said he was at his pc looking at
Pr0n ..and he said he had him a boner the size of texas...and his
cat was in the room...well
later in the post he asked if he
was going to go to hell...
and what about the recent one on
LUE
the guy who *****ed that dead girl.....
bah, i
cant veiw LUE just now..i only know because someone on another board
made a topic about it.
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| From: Endyfella
| Posted: 12/19/2001 2:06:53 PM | Message
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kirri???? do you have
aim???
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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/19/2001 2:10:21 PM | Message
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kirri???? do you have
aim???
No. |
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