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| From: Endyfella
| Posted: 12/19/2001 2:24:14 PM | Message
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must you quote
me?
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the world." |
| From: diablosdemonP
| Posted: 12/19/2001 2:55:41 PM | Message
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must you quote
me?
Yes
LOL Sorry
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| From: Vash
The Stampede | Posted: 12/19/2001 4:00:11 PM | Message
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*Bookmarks topic to read
later*
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WOWS! YOU ARE SO MUCH
KNOWLEDGEABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- NERV |
| From: Stacy
Keibler | Posted: 12/19/2001 7:45:31 PM | Message
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Dude, you're mom has
some serious issues.
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Stacy Keibler
The
Duchess of Dudleyville |
| From: Merlin
the Tuna | Posted: 12/19/2001 10:02:58 PM | Message
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I've said it before,
I'll say it
again.
<Smiles>
<Nods>
<Backs
away>
<Smiles>
<Nods>
<Backs
away>
<Smiles>
<Nods>
<Backs
away>
<Smiles>
<Nods>
<Backs
away>
<Smiles>
<Nods>
<Backs
away>
¬_¬
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The cross is broken. God is dead. I want
my mommy. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/19/2001 10:03:31 PM | Message
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| I wonder how people
would like to have a mother like that |
| From: jzorbino
the sequel | Posted: 12/19/2001 10:20:52 PM | Message
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Now I wanna go look at
some porn...
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Official Fuel fan of the CoS - Super
Unleaded |
| From: Jihad
| Posted: 12/19/2001 10:26:05 PM | Message
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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/19/2001 11:40:09 PM | Message
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| Don't back off too much
or you'll fall from the cliff! |
| From: Void
of Genocide | Posted: 12/20/2001 1:33:12 AM | Message
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Damn! Great topic this
one! Bump often for the next generations! I can swear this topic has
got me horny!
Well, I already have a girlfriend and we have a
wonderful relationship, but back in the days before I met her, had
my mother (or anyone else) given me money to hire a prostitute (And
I mean a good prostitute, not those virus infested messes of the
streets) gods! I swear I would have gone for it!
But of
course, my mom would NEVER do such a thing.
Some people are a
bit too exaggerated when it comes down to porn. Hell, I've seen
naked women since the tender age of eight (Without my parents
finding out) and it's the most normal of things. There is nothing
more beautiful than the naked body of a beautiful woman! (Yeah, I'm
an artist!) Then again, someone here mentioned an interesting point;
that of some people not being able to stand porn for it being
grotesque or obscene. (Their point of view)
But anyway, you
should really avoid your mom's bizarre behavior. Your mother hanging
you some porn, well, I see the educational value of it, (Hey, my
parents were very open when it came down to sex. Ha! My father even
bought me some porno magazines) but forcing you to "make her a
grandmother" is just plain sick, specially with that poor french
girl (Oh, I love French women!) gods! She was too young
then!
LOL, the world these days is
crazy!
VoG.
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Calling the USA "America" is as
stupid as calling Germany "Europe" |
| From: Gen2000
| Posted: 12/20/2001 2:35:28 AM | Message
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Wow, this has been a
very "different from the avearge topics" topic indeed.
On
topic though, I think most people are missing the point here about
it, although I found alot of quotes here very funny. It isn't the
fact that his mom gave him porn, but the fact that she is actually
telling him to beat off to and stuff. I mean, yes, most moms wants
to be a grandmother and all that and wants to make sure you like
girls and stuff, but the way she is getting her word across to you
is not cool at all. I mean at age 12, she is giving you lessons on
how to please a woman...I mean geez, I heard about the Birds and
Bees chat, but she is taking it to the next level, lol. Drawing
diagrams? Wtf? Think another problem is that is that you are in home
school too and she wants make sure you don't turn out weird or a
psycho or something, even though your mom is seeming kinda weird
herself.
The best thing you could do is either try to
seriously talk to your mom, it don't really seem like you are
trying, but instead trying to see the replies on this topic instead,
or go out and try to get help from somewhere else.
Mom giving
porn to her child = cool.
Mom giving porn to child and
telling him to beat off = NOT cool. I'm out.
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| From: Link
The Hylian | Posted: 12/20/2001 2:43:34 AM | Message
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sell the videos on
ebay.
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"If thou hast a strong desire or dream, wish for
it..." The Triforce |
| From: Link
The Hylian | Posted: 12/20/2001 2:43:51 AM | Message
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then sell you mom on
ebay.
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"If thou hast a strong desire or dream, wish for
it..." The Triforce |
| From: Void
of Genocide | Posted: 12/20/2001 2:56:14 AM | Message
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If prostitutes could be
hired via the internet, I bet my ass his mother would hire him
one.
VoG.
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Calling the USA "America" is as
stupid as calling Germany "Europe" |
| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/20/2001 12:36:10 PM | Message
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bump
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Babies
are quite cheap on the black market(they come in jars $34.00
shipping)
rhn.skwerl.net/boards - The Hell
Boards |
| From: chris2001
| Posted: 12/20/2001 12:46:35 PM | Message
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Best. Topic.
Ever.
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,.-•¤†³'¯ÇH®ÏŠ¯'³†¤•-.,
"lol, i think
that is the MOST SUPIDEST post ive seen" -
linklink64 |
| From: Melissamaya
| Posted: 12/20/2001 12:48:29 PM | Message
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Oh die, topic, just
die.
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I'm a sex machine. Turn me on
<Level
69: <Mod-Romancer> >*Quake/FF Fan* |
| From: Death
is coming | Posted: 12/20/2001 12:53:16 PM | Message
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Masturbation is like
procrastination next thing you know your ****ing
yourself.
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"Legalizxation for MARAWANA~XSIN "
I think someone has been smoking to much if you ask
me... |
| From: genocide
| Posted: 12/20/2001 1:00:33 PM | Message
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my mom would kill me
.
go out and get one of those shcoolgirl sluts.
your a
lucky man.
now you can bang women in your house!!
most
guys can't
arg
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--
for the cops, the evidence will
vanish in a puff of smoke...(the squeeze
,gangstarr)/{OSMBV) |
| From: The
Steaming Pile | Posted: 12/20/2001 3:41:36 PM | Message
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| Getting porn from your
mom is like having sex with your little brother. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/20/2001 4:30:37 PM | Message
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| I don't think there are
much similarities.......... |
| From: radiantheart
| Posted: 12/20/2001 4:48:55 PM | Message
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O_o;;
.....my Mom
just read this topic.
She agrees that your Mom needs some mental
help.
< runs far away, never to return
>
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...suddenly a void opens, and the ultimate evil
steps out.
Rahea: "Hiya!" ~Tyzus |
| From: HellDeathScythe
| Posted: 12/20/2001 7:45:41 PM | Message
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BEST. TOPIC.
EVER.
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Worst. Signature. Ever. |
| From: Bad
Omen | Posted: 12/20/2001 7:48:48 PM | Message
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o_O;;
That's some
wicked **** right there, even by my
standards....
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Don't you think that you need somebody,
don't you think that you need someone....
Everybody needs
somebody.... You're not the only one.... |
| From: LeonCHEN
| Posted: 12/20/2001 7:51:10 PM | Message
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I could imagine selling
moms on ebay:
Description: Dark brown hair and eyes, stubby
figure, likes to distribute porn to their son. A GOOD DEAL! GET HER
NOW!
Bids: 1052
Current bid: 89 million
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As long
as I have both of my middle fingers, I could live without vocal
cords. - Silverfist
You are a stainless teflon
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| From: phileve
| Posted: 12/20/2001 8:02:54 PM | Message
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Forgive me if I'm taking
this too far, but exactly how much porn could you buy yourself for
$89, 000, 000 ?
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"This earnestness can't last forever. Can
it?"
AIM: phileveEatsCurry |
| From: HammerSuit
| Posted: 12/20/2001 8:06:49 PM | Message
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That $89 billion isn't
neede to buy lots of porn, but just look at the $89 billion as a
"porn license"...
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"Yes, you can too play Russian
Roulette with an automatic. Watch!" -Lazyhound on "What
will your last words be?". |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/20/2001 9:57:59 PM | Message
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| Lol |
| From: Tha2000
| Posted: 12/20/2001 10:09:18 PM | Message
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I am very scared. Run
far little kirri!
Freakish. Watch the porn and look at...
erm... never mind.
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Um...-Me being asked a
question |
| From: UltimaZER0
| Posted: 12/20/2001 10:28:22 PM | Message
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Ok seriously, something
if awfully strange when your mom offers you free porn. Isn't the
main goal to hide porn away from any parents? Strange. Just
strange.
So uh...
...you got a selling account on Ebay
by any chance?
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[ZER0]
"Nimuryu Kanryo" - "Mission
complete" |
| From: MJK
| Posted: 12/20/2001 10:54:58 PM | Message
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i hate to say this, but
3 words:
Shild Protective services. You nedd adoption,
emancipation, or a hammer to beat your mom over the head
with.
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I got it! I got it! I-
-Mogg, Last
words |
| From: Spiffy
Magoo | Posted: 12/20/2001 11:45:30 PM | Message
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0_0 It's been said
before, but I must say it again...
BEST. TOPIC.
EVER!
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"WWFE Encourages Use of Common Sense-Headline
for a news post on wwfparents.com
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| From: SystMis
HAP | Posted: 12/20/2001 11:51:30 PM | Message
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ehh... damn, kirri, what
is up with your mom? is she a nympho or something?
O.o;;
sorry... but a mother giving her son money for a
prostitute just shouldn't happen, nope
nope.
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Nostalgia:
Faded clouds & metal horizons
deteriorate into a dream I might have had one sullen
night. |
| From: Heavens
Assasin | Posted: 12/20/2001 11:57:50 PM | Message
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Indeed!
|3357
70|>1C 3\/3|2!!!!!!111
BEST TOPIC
EVER!!!!!!!
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http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=22703
Ssshhhhh,
my secwet boawd! |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:56:13 AM | Message
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| Oh and you're probably
not going to believe it, but when I was about 15, my mother asked me
"what was happening to my *****" right in front of my father. She
was laughing and all and made comments as how I should have a lot of
hair by now and stuff. My father was not really happy with
that |
| From: Masao
Kishin | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:05:26 AM | Message
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Oh and you're
probably not going to believe it, but when I was about 15, my mother
asked me "what was happening to my *****" right in front of my
father. She was laughing and all and made comments as how I should
have a lot of hair by now and stuff. My father was not really happy
with that
What... the... ???????
Man... what's...
wrong... with... your... mother...?
0_0
Oh
man... |
| From: Phoenix
Firehawk | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:08:31 AM | Message
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O_o
...
o_O
...
I still think that you should
move out as soon as possible...
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Let there be
moonlight... |
| From: DX
Homey | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:25:56 AM | Message
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Get a gun...... I don't
care how you get one. But GET ONE!
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~~__.:I'm Ugly and Im
Proud!:.__~~
Proud leader of the Self Esteem
Club |
| From: cyper
| Posted: 12/21/2001 2:07:49 AM | Message
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Christ...mas.
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"I got modded for asking for a
pirated copy of Skee-ball" - TerranRedneck |
| From: Masamune2
| Posted: 12/21/2001 4:15:08 AM | Message
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Oh and you're
probably not going to believe it, but when I was about 15, my mother
asked me "what was happening to my *****" right in front of my
father. She was laughing and all and made comments as how I should
have a lot of hair by now and stuff. My father was not really happy
with that
O_O
Horribly disturbing.
Just when we
think we've heard the whole story you go and tell us something that
will scare us even more...
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"Uh-oh, I think I swallowed a
dog food lid..."-Bart Simpson |
| From: Forest
Mercenary | Posted: 12/21/2001 4:32:55 AM | Message
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Heh, this tops
the cat fingering topic.
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"Getting porn from your mom
is like having sex with your little brother."~The Steaming
Pile |
| From: Jar
Jar Binks | Posted: 12/21/2001 5:09:31 AM | Message
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I think she wants to
sleep with you. Honestly I do. Overall, she arouses me very
much.
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For teenagers, be an ass to them, and they're
yours until you cheat on them. Then, they're yours forever. -
xXvegetto2Xx, on getting
girls
<CHA><BTJ> |
| From: rekenner
| Posted: 12/21/2001 7:04:00 AM | Message
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I bring up the most
disturbing though of all...
What's going to be his Christmas gift
from his mom?
(BTW...This is the best CE topic ever... the
guy who did a cat is the best from LUE and CE)
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The
net's funniest! 8-bit Theater!
http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/001.htm |
| From: Tha2000
| Posted: 12/21/2001 9:30:38 AM | Message
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I want this topic to
live!
*bump*
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Um...-Me being asked a
question |
| From: XPinion
| Posted: 12/21/2001 9:45:19 AM | Message
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| Kind of
scary..LOL. |
| From: RamJetXG
| Posted: 12/21/2001 10:13:17 AM | Message
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Forget Christmas,what
about his B-Day?And graduation???(Assuming he is going to his
school's ceremony)
O_o
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Aero
Goat: |
| From: Omasitor
Hain | Posted: 12/21/2001 10:14:15 AM | Message
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If she was my mother,
I'd put my head in the toilet and drown myself.
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"If life
tosses you a hand grenade, blow something up." |
| From: ribald
| Posted: 12/21/2001 10:20:38 AM | Message
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"BTW...This is the best
CE topic ever... the guy who did a cat is the best from LUE and
CE"-can you give a link to this topic i couldn´t find
it.
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"Can yoo dig? BanG!"geddon jr´s trade
mark |
| From: Lorelai
| Posted: 12/21/2001 10:26:43 AM | Message
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The cat fingering topic
was modded, sometime after it reached several pages. I do not have
it saved. Ask around, someone probably has.
~~ The heart has
its secret currents deep and without guide ~~
~~ to find out
where they will lead I take the plunge eyes wide ~~ |
| From: Gleepo
| Posted: 12/21/2001 10:28:08 AM | Message
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200th! Maybe i'll bother
reading the thread now.
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Current looking for a quote. Check
back later. That is all. |
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