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| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:49:10 AM | Message
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However I think she was
only teasing me with that last remark. She seems to have a big sense
of humor when it comes to sex, but it's always pretty darn
embarassing.
She usually is very serious though, perhaps TOO
serious sometimes. She honestly cannot take a joke and is one of the
most boiling mothers you would ever see. She always finds a way to
make enemies... we cannot go to the shopping center without having
her yelling at the guy in the parking ticket booth, we cannot go to
a depot shop without having her yelling at the guy who tells her
where to find what (she always thinks the guy is making fun of her
because he tells her "You can get what you're looking for in that
section, somewhere down there -->", and she thinks that he is
impolite and is mocking her and starts a big discussion). You know
that she wanted to SUE my hockey team once because there was a
particular game where I was benched during a penality killing? When
I came out of the locker room I saw her yelling at the assistant
coach, I was so angry you can't believe it.
When I was a kid
she used to get angry over the tiniest little thing. She once threw
on the floor two big drawers from the living room (pretty much
breaking everything) and yelling like crazy at me and my friend to
pick everything up. Then she was so angry she went in the kitchen
and threw a cup of glass on the mirror and a few chairs on the
floor. Then she went back yelling at us like crazy. You know what we
did? We were playing with lil' gi-joes or something in my room and
sometimes the lil' figures banged on the door and made noise in the
house. That was enough for us two to be considered stupid
delinquents.
Once she was writing a letter with a typewriter
in the kitchen. I went in and opened the fridge to take a gatorade.
I went near her and asked her if she wanted something. Big mistake.
When I said that she started yelling like crazy, pulling my hair and
throwing chairs on the ground. Why? It looks like she hit a wrong
key "because I distracted" her. She even put the paper in my face
and continued trashing the chairs, the plates and the cups on the
floor. She called me a delinquent, an idiot, a this, a that, and
whatever. She was shoving that paper in my face yelling something
like "LOOK WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LETTER! LOOK! WOW! WHAT A BEATIFUL
LETTER!!!!!!". Geez... calm down, man...
But when she's not
angry, it's sex, sex, sex. You can't TELL her one thing without her
replying with sex. Just this morning I was talking to her about the
Montreal Canadiens' 5-0 routing against the Bruins and she continued
the discussion with something like "When are you going to make me a
grandmother, hmm? A nice lil' baby?"... I mean... she was the one
who STARTED the conversation about the hockey game by asking me how
the game was, couldn't she at least kept the thing fluent without
kicking something about sex in it? I replied the exact same thing,
"Can't we talk about the same thing once in a while?" and she went
like "When are you going to bring me a nice little girl in the
house, hmm? I'm going to pay her food and everything. A nice little
girl, hmm?"... nothing to say. No way to argue.
But when she
gets an idea, she is CONVINCED of it being true and there is NO WAY
to convice her of the opposite, even with OSWALD EVIDENCE. Most of
the times she dosn't even have any way of knowing about it. When I
talked to her about the Bin Laden tape, she was convinced it was a
fake, before even reading the article. Nothing to do, there was no
way. Bin Laden is dead and he is innocent. That's it, that's that.
The Taliban were very good in Afghanistan and made the people pray.
I tell her the Taliban were a horrible regiment, no way, the Taliban
were good. How the heck would SHE know? She does. No way to argue. I
showed her newspaper articles about the things the Taliban did to
the people, but she said it was all "lies, lies, lies". But that's
not the first time. It was always, always like that. She always knew
everything and thought you were an ignorant gullible idiot if you
thought otherwise. |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:50:02 AM | Message
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| Oh and then she is
CONVINCED that my best friend's mother and sisters are all
PROSTITUTESS. She is CONVINCED! She dosn't even know them (only saw
them a few times) and yet she is CONVINCED they are all prostitutes!
Then she is CONVINCED the whole family is on WELFARE, when it's not
even true! The guy's mother is an university student and works in a
restaurant... does that make her a welfare prostitute?
WTF? |
| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:53:01 AM | Message
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have you considered
selling your stories to some newspaper
jerry springer would
be good aswell
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| From: Paquin
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:55:15 AM | Message
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| A question than I ask
myself is.. why the **** your father havent dumped her
yet? |
| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:57:03 AM | Message
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hes probably too scared
by the sound of her
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| From: Ghost
Darth Mawl | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:03:08 PM | Message
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Err..... No offense man,
but yo momma' is a few fries short of a Happy
Meal.
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Lord of the CoS
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DarthMaul©! |
| From: isv666
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:39:08 PM | Message
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Oh and then she is
CONVINCED that my best friend's mother and sisters are all
PROSTITUTESS. She is CONVINCED! She dosn't even know them (only saw
them a few times) and yet she is CONVINCED they are all prostitutes!
Then she is CONVINCED the whole family is on WELFARE, when it's not
even true! The guy's mother is an university student and works in a
restaurant... does that make her a welfare prostitute?
WTF?
So was she giving you money to go visit them to help
them make a living?
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| From: NeverWinter
Nights | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:41:01 PM | Message
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Ugh.
<-/|\-> D.I.E T.O.P.I.C!!!
<-/|\->
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fan of the CoS
"There are NO stupid questions. But there
are ALOT of inquisitive idiots." |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:44:23 PM | Message
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ISV, I don't think so...
she just asked me "Go pay a prostitute", without referring to anyone
in particular. I'd be surprised if she wanted me to pay that guy's
sisters (who are not prostitutes btw). But maybe she does want me to
do it, I don't know. You can never know when it comes to her, she
can be very scary sometimes.
On another hand it's not like
I'd mind doing those girls if you know what I mean, but they all
have (ugly) boyfriends already and since they're my best friend's
sisters it's better that I don't say anything. |
| From: Tha2000
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:47:19 PM | Message
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lol @ ghost darth
maul
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| From: RamJetXG
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:49:50 PM | Message
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Ugh.Sorry if I sound
cruel,but you need to check her into a ****ing ward.IMMEDIATELY.She
needs a ****load of help from what I've read.
---
Aero
Goat: |
| From: Lorelai
| Posted: 12/21/2001 12:54:05 PM | Message
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Aye, she needs some
serious mental help.
~~ The heart has its secret currents
deep and without guide ~~
~~ to find out where they will lead I
take the plunge eyes wide ~~ |
| From: SSFJudge
| Posted: 12/21/2001 1:16:09 PM | Message
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I'll beat some sence in
to her for $900
$800 for a frist class ticket
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| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:49:09 PM | Message
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its like that one time i
was on holiday...
this guy was ****ing this drunk chick on
the stairs at my hotel...(i walked past em..yeah i had to get to my
room)
next day those stairs smelt like crap...
i said
to my mom after i told her about it
'when you have sex does
it leave a smell like that around cuz this place is
reeking!!' (i was 13)
she said
'well there is only
one way to find out....'
i got a little
worried
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| From: Alterwolf
| Posted: 12/21/2001 2:00:39 PM | Message
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Kirri, despite all the
slobbering some of these kids are doing ("DUR, UR MOM GIVES YOU PR0N
LOOLOLOLOLOLOL!L!!!"), I would seriously look into getting
professional help, either for yourself (there's nothing really wrong
with you, but this would be to help you PUT UP with your mother) or
your mother (probably wouldn't work).
There is definitely
something very very wrong with your mother, be it stress
related, bad upbringing, or just flat out schizophrenia (which has
NOTHING TO DO with split personalities by the way). My best
suggestion is to either move out as soon as you can, have a long
discussion with your dad about it, get professional help,
SOMETHING.
You think it's bad now? Wait until you actually
get a girlfriend. Imagine hidden cameras.
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"The best place
to seek god is in a garden. You can dig for him there." -George
Bernard Shaw |
| From: Dr
DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 2:15:24 PM | Message
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shes probably got a
hidden camera in your bathroom right now.
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Babies are
quite cheap on the black market(they come in jars $34.00 shipping)
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| From: Jar
Jar Binks | Posted: 12/21/2001 3:20:42 PM | Message
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I must have
her.
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For teenagers, be an ass to them, and they're
yours until you cheat on them. Then, they're yours forever. -
xXvegetto2Xx, on getting
girls
<CHA><BTJ> |
| From: Masao
Kishin | Posted: 12/21/2001 6:26:43 PM | Message
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| I feel lucky my mom
isn't like that..... |
| From: Forest
Mercenary | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:08:15 PM | Message
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I agree with
Alterwolf...
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"We should let Bin Laden go free. After
all, it's Christmas. A time of forgiveness. Let's not be a bunch of
Scrooges."~pepper2000 |
| From: Forest
Mercenary | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:10:36 PM | Message
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Oh, and kirri, just a
thought, what religion are you?
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"We should let Bin
Laden go free. After all, it's Christmas. A time of forgiveness.
Let's not be a bunch of Scrooges."~pepper2000 |
| From: rob1out
| Posted: 12/21/2001 7:59:33 PM | Message
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kicks the
topic*
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"If i was banished to the darkest place my love
will never let me be a lonely spirit." Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Dragon |
| From: rob1out
| Posted: 12/21/2001 10:43:57 PM | Message
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flips
again
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"If i was banished to the darkest place my love will
never let me be a lonely spirit." Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Dragon |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:08:25 PM | Message
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| Well basically I'm
catholic, but we don't go to church often. |
| From: GrandCross
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:25:03 PM | Message
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Dude, I didn't realize
how serious this was until now...
It sounds like your mom
would purposely push you into a girl, and wait in the car expecting
you to have a date with her (or better).
I think your mom has
some serious issues. There is no reason why your mom had to get mad
at you for asking her for something (in other words, being kind and
generous). And then she would throw stuff around and break it?! That
is...umm...just stupid.
Mother: (MUST TYPE IN TYPEWRITER MUST
TYPE IN TYPEWRITER MUST NOT GET DISTRACTION OR I WILL
KILL)
Kirri: Mom would you like something to drink?
Mother:
DIE!!! *throws typewriter at kirri and breaks random
stuff*
...
Now about the sex talk...why is she so
eager to be a grandma? Is it like a 1337 rank to her? I don't think
being a grandma is the best thing in the world.
Example...
Kirri: Mom, Did you know that there was another
school shooting at X place?
Mother: ...Son, I want you to make me
a grandma.
Kirri: Uh, Mom-
Mother: When, son, when?!
Kirri:
I don't know!
Mother: Answer me!
Kirri: ....
Mother:
DIE!!!
Have you even talked to your dad about this, Kirri? If
so, what did he do about it?
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"P|-|33R ME!!! ...Please... for me?"
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| From: LeonCHEN
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:32:47 PM | Message
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My god kirri, I didn't
know the situation was so serious. Your mom is mentally unstable,
she should consult a therapist.
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As long as I have both of
my middle fingers, I could live without vocal cords. -
Silverfist
You are a stainless teflon |
| From: SimuLord
| Posted: 12/21/2001 11:38:46 PM | Message
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Therapist? No. She needs
to be stuffed into a straitjacket and hauled into a padded room. I
did time in a mental institution as a teenager and I never saw
anyone quite THAT far removed from normal.
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| From: Lewis
Therin | Posted: 12/22/2001 12:26:07 AM | Message
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I agree, she is very
unstable. That is the only explanation for her
behavior.
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Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier
than a mountain- Wheel of Time |
| From: Satoriblader
| Posted: 12/22/2001 12:38:45 AM | Message
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| I must admit....this is
sure making the time at work fly by.....O I feel bad for ya there
man.... |
| From: bigballz
| Posted: 12/22/2001 2:26:07 AM | Message
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| WOW! just now i realized
that this ain't no laughing matter. i just thank god for not having
a mom ****ed up like yurs. can't she go to prison or the asylum for
some of the things she said or did to you? |
| From: Phoenix
Firehawk | Posted: 12/22/2001 2:35:55 AM | Message
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If you want to make her
get therapy, go to the police, tell them what you told us(about the
videos and the money for a prostitute), they'll arrest her and I'm
pretty sure that they'll force her to get
counseling...
---
Let there be moonlight... |
| From: diablosdemonP
| Posted: 12/22/2001 3:05:30 AM | Message
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I think we all agree,
your dad is your best hope at the moment. Talk to him about this (i
know that`s probably not what you wanted to hear but there`s not
really much else to do is there?) afterall he married
her
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HERE!
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| From: Celsius
| Posted: 12/22/2001 3:38:53 AM | Message
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where is this cat
topic????
Link???
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" So it is written and so it shall be
done. In the book of RAGE" - Rage from Johnny Quest |
| From: flamebait
| Posted: 12/22/2001 4:17:01 AM | Message
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The "cat topic" got
modded, and even if it hadn't, it would have been purged ages ago.
Stop asking.
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A wise man has something to say, a fool has
to say something. |
| From: Inthesto
| Posted: 12/22/2001 4:49:31 AM | Message
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Christ, kirri. Get your
mother some help. FAST.
And what about your father? He
puts up with your overly-violent/sexed pyschopathic mother? Is he
one of those passive types who just sits in the background doing
nothing?
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Remember children, it's bound to be fun
because it's fun to be bound!
-Just call me
"Sto"- |
| From: Mystic998
| Posted: 12/22/2001 5:09:47 AM | Message
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Your mother is what
professional psychologists call "a psycho *****." Everyone bumps
into a psycho ***** in their lifetime. She may be a friend. She may
be a lover. She may be the naked girl dancing on your front lawn.
But not many encounter the psycho ***** in their mothers. I pity
you.
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Its McDonalds!! Who steals from McDonalds??? Thats
like robbing a homeless guy - Cthulu |
| From: Masao
Kishin | Posted: 12/22/2001 10:41:26 AM | Message
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| Psycho *****
huh |
| From: SizzlingPlatypus
| Posted: 12/22/2001 10:54:58 AM | Message
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Sure he could get her
arrested but then when she gets out she might just hunt kirri down
and beat him with a typewriter...
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True Nintendo fan since
1989 and will be until 2089! |
| From: kirri
| Posted: 12/22/2001 1:57:05 PM | Message
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Uh... turning my mom to
the police??
Yeah right... |
| From: Masao
Kishin | Posted: 12/22/2001 11:45:20 PM | Message
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| You
could.......... |
| From: masumane2
| Posted: 12/22/2001 11:47:02 PM | Message
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Take the movies and send
them to me.
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"A corpse can't laugh." Eddie (Silent Hill
2) |
| From: Jack
Mama | Posted: 12/23/2001 12:31:42 AM | Message
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She was shoving that
paper in my face yelling something like "LOOK WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
LETTER! LOOK! WOW! WHAT A BEATIFUL LETTER!!!!!!"
This is
where I started getting scared. You REALLY need to take some sort of
action. Eather that or get her some valium
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"I just come
here[LUE] for the sex and masturbation." - Scarlett
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| From: Masamune2
| Posted: 12/23/2001 12:37:31 AM | Message
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Have you decided if you
will get her some help yet?
After hearing about the typewriter
incident it seems that some worse could happen to you where she
might take physical action against you and unless you want that to
happen get some help for her.
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"I love letting people with
56k connections on WinMX wait an hour to get to 98% completion, then
I clear their download. Ha ha ha.."-Achilles Heel |
| From: Wing
| Posted: 12/23/2001 12:57:25 AM | Message
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Get her some ****ing
help for God's sake,
dude.
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| From: Spiritfire
| Posted: 12/23/2001 1:31:00 AM | Message
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Posting the stories here
isn't really the kind of help she needs, either. The advice has been
repeated over and over. Find some outside help. If not, well... If
your dad is more um... sane, you ought to go to him and talk about
it. She might not listen to what you say, but she might be more open
to listen to her husband. But otherwise, find some professional
help. You went through those lengths to show us that you were being
truthful. I'd think you'd convince whoever you contact that you're
telling the truth.
---
-SpiritFire-
"Live Clean. Fight
Dirty." ~Final Core |
| From: Tezza
| Posted: 12/23/2001 1:41:36 AM | Message
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run kirri
run!
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without fingers. -Shiva, Paladin, Lv30-
IWD:HoW
~D2X-*Griffin-FNS@USWest~ |
| From: FuzzyDracoh
| Posted: 12/23/2001 1:57:17 AM | Message
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Best. Topic.
Ever.
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like termites, except termites aren't fuzzy. If they definitely have
fuzz then they could only be caterpillars...or aliens." |
| From: Majin
Gohan | Posted: 12/23/2001 2:06:06 AM | Message
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I am not
kirri.
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| From: IceFlamethrower2
| Posted: 12/23/2001 2:39:28 AM | Message
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1. Get lots of
porn
2. Get a car
3. Get a laptop
4. Flee the state
5.
Sell the porn
6. Live in your mansion with supermodels and a
constantly burning fire with pictures of your mom in it.
I
hope this helps, your mother is nuts.
---
Ice
Flamethrower
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| From: Xeldagen
| Posted: 12/23/2001 3:27:38 AM | Message
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This has got to be the
best damn topic I've ever read on GameFAQs. Just the simple fact of
it. It gets even more weird once you get into it. Jesus Christ. Your
mom isn't normal, seriously. Of course, she's mom, you're used to
it. Do you want to do anything about it? I mean, Christ. What's
going to happen when she becomes a grandmother?
I don't even
know a thing about your mom except for the facts you told me. It
leaves me to the fact that she is a very ignorant, pushy, and
self-centered to the point where it'd just make you piss all over
yourself.
So, I guess your dad has learned just to stay the
hell back when your mom goes crazy like a psycho on drugs. Although,
as I mentioned, best topic ever, apparently.
^_^
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| From: ohnoitschris
| Posted: 12/23/2001 3:34:28 AM | Message
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*archives page
5*
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EVERY MOMENT THAT GAME IS OUT THAT I DON'T HAVE IT
WILL BE LIKE A LANCE OF FLAME PIERCING MY GROIN. -Squall Strife on
FFX
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