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From: kirri | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:49:10 AM | Message Detail
However I think she was only teasing me with that last remark. She seems to have a big sense of humor when it comes to sex, but it's always pretty darn embarassing.

She usually is very serious though, perhaps TOO serious sometimes. She honestly cannot take a joke and is one of the most boiling mothers you would ever see. She always finds a way to make enemies... we cannot go to the shopping center without having her yelling at the guy in the parking ticket booth, we cannot go to a depot shop without having her yelling at the guy who tells her where to find what (she always thinks the guy is making fun of her because he tells her "You can get what you're looking for in that section, somewhere down there -->", and she thinks that he is impolite and is mocking her and starts a big discussion). You know that she wanted to SUE my hockey team once because there was a particular game where I was benched during a penality killing? When I came out of the locker room I saw her yelling at the assistant coach, I was so angry you can't believe it.

When I was a kid she used to get angry over the tiniest little thing. She once threw on the floor two big drawers from the living room (pretty much breaking everything) and yelling like crazy at me and my friend to pick everything up. Then she was so angry she went in the kitchen and threw a cup of glass on the mirror and a few chairs on the floor. Then she went back yelling at us like crazy. You know what we did? We were playing with lil' gi-joes or something in my room and sometimes the lil' figures banged on the door and made noise in the house. That was enough for us two to be considered stupid delinquents.

Once she was writing a letter with a typewriter in the kitchen. I went in and opened the fridge to take a gatorade. I went near her and asked her if she wanted something. Big mistake. When I said that she started yelling like crazy, pulling my hair and throwing chairs on the ground. Why? It looks like she hit a wrong key "because I distracted" her. She even put the paper in my face and continued trashing the chairs, the plates and the cups on the floor. She called me a delinquent, an idiot, a this, a that, and whatever. She was shoving that paper in my face yelling something like "LOOK WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LETTER! LOOK! WOW! WHAT A BEATIFUL LETTER!!!!!!". Geez... calm down, man...

But when she's not angry, it's sex, sex, sex. You can't TELL her one thing without her replying with sex. Just this morning I was talking to her about the Montreal Canadiens' 5-0 routing against the Bruins and she continued the discussion with something like "When are you going to make me a grandmother, hmm? A nice lil' baby?"... I mean... she was the one who STARTED the conversation about the hockey game by asking me how the game was, couldn't she at least kept the thing fluent without kicking something about sex in it? I replied the exact same thing, "Can't we talk about the same thing once in a while?" and she went like "When are you going to bring me a nice little girl in the house, hmm? I'm going to pay her food and everything. A nice little girl, hmm?"... nothing to say. No way to argue.

But when she gets an idea, she is CONVINCED of it being true and there is NO WAY to convice her of the opposite, even with OSWALD EVIDENCE. Most of the times she dosn't even have any way of knowing about it. When I talked to her about the Bin Laden tape, she was convinced it was a fake, before even reading the article. Nothing to do, there was no way. Bin Laden is dead and he is innocent. That's it, that's that. The Taliban were very good in Afghanistan and made the people pray. I tell her the Taliban were a horrible regiment, no way, the Taliban were good. How the heck would SHE know? She does. No way to argue. I showed her newspaper articles about the things the Taliban did to the people, but she said it was all "lies, lies, lies". But that's not the first time. It was always, always like that. She always knew everything and thought you were an ignorant gullible idiot if you thought otherwise.
From: kirri | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:50:02 AM | Message Detail
Oh and then she is CONVINCED that my best friend's mother and sisters are all PROSTITUTESS. She is CONVINCED! She dosn't even know them (only saw them a few times) and yet she is CONVINCED they are all prostitutes! Then she is CONVINCED the whole family is on WELFARE, when it's not even true! The guy's mother is an university student and works in a restaurant... does that make her a welfare prostitute? WTF?
From: Dr DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:53:01 AM | Message Detail
have you considered selling your stories to some newspaper

jerry springer would be good aswell

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From: Paquin | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:55:15 AM | Message Detail
A question than I ask myself is.. why the **** your father havent dumped her yet?
From: Dr DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:57:03 AM | Message Detail
hes probably too scared by the sound of her
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From: Ghost Darth Mawl | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:03:08 PM | Message Detail
Err..... No offense man, but yo momma' is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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From: isv666 | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:39:08 PM | Message Detail
Oh and then she is CONVINCED that my best friend's mother and sisters are all PROSTITUTESS. She is CONVINCED! She dosn't even know them (only saw them a few times) and yet she is CONVINCED they are all prostitutes! Then she is CONVINCED the whole family is on WELFARE, when it's not even true! The guy's mother is an university student and works in a restaurant... does that make her a welfare prostitute? WTF?

So was she giving you money to go visit them to help them make a living?

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From: NeverWinter Nights | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:41:01 PM | Message Detail
Ugh.

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From: kirri | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:44:23 PM | Message Detail
ISV, I don't think so... she just asked me "Go pay a prostitute", without referring to anyone in particular. I'd be surprised if she wanted me to pay that guy's sisters (who are not prostitutes btw). But maybe she does want me to do it, I don't know. You can never know when it comes to her, she can be very scary sometimes.

On another hand it's not like I'd mind doing those girls if you know what I mean, but they all have (ugly) boyfriends already and since they're my best friend's sisters it's better that I don't say anything.
From: Tha2000 | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:47:19 PM | Message Detail
lol @ ghost darth maul
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From: RamJetXG | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:49:50 PM | Message Detail
Ugh.Sorry if I sound cruel,but you need to check her into a ****ing ward.IMMEDIATELY.She needs a ****load of help from what I've read.
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From: Lorelai | Posted: 12/21/2001 12:54:05 PM | Message Detail
Aye, she needs some serious mental help.

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From: SSFJudge | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:16:09 PM | Message Detail
I'll beat some sence in to her for $900
$800 for a frist class ticket
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From: Dr DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 1:49:09 PM | Message Detail
its like that one time i was on holiday...

this guy was ****ing this drunk chick on the stairs at my hotel...(i walked past em..yeah i had to get to my room)

next day those stairs smelt like crap...

i said to my mom after i told her about it

'when you have sex does it leave a smell like that around cuz this place is reeking!!' (i was 13)

she said

'well there is only one way to find out....'

i got a little worried
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From: Alterwolf | Posted: 12/21/2001 2:00:39 PM | Message Detail
Kirri, despite all the slobbering some of these kids are doing ("DUR, UR MOM GIVES YOU PR0N LOOLOLOLOLOLOL!L!!!"), I would seriously look into getting professional help, either for yourself (there's nothing really wrong with you, but this would be to help you PUT UP with your mother) or your mother (probably wouldn't work).

There is definitely something very very wrong with your mother, be it stress related, bad upbringing, or just flat out schizophrenia (which has NOTHING TO DO with split personalities by the way). My best suggestion is to either move out as soon as you can, have a long discussion with your dad about it, get professional help, SOMETHING.

You think it's bad now? Wait until you actually get a girlfriend. Imagine hidden cameras.
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From: Dr DeGen | Posted: 12/21/2001 2:15:24 PM | Message Detail
shes probably got a hidden camera in your bathroom right now.
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From: Jar Jar Binks | Posted: 12/21/2001 3:20:42 PM | Message Detail
I must have her.
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From: Masao Kishin | Posted: 12/21/2001 6:26:43 PM | Message Detail
I feel lucky my mom isn't like that.....
From: Forest Mercenary | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:08:15 PM | Message Detail
I agree with Alterwolf...
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From: Forest Mercenary | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:10:36 PM | Message Detail
Oh, and kirri, just a thought, what religion are you?
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From: rob1out | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:59:33 PM | Message Detail
kicks the topic*
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From: rob1out | Posted: 12/21/2001 10:43:57 PM | Message Detail
flips again
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:08:25 PM | Message Detail
Well basically I'm catholic, but we don't go to church often.
From: GrandCross | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:25:03 PM | Message Detail
Dude, I didn't realize how serious this was until now...

It sounds like your mom would purposely push you into a girl, and wait in the car expecting you to have a date with her (or better).

I think your mom has some serious issues. There is no reason why your mom had to get mad at you for asking her for something (in other words, being kind and generous). And then she would throw stuff around and break it?! That is...umm...just stupid.

Mother: (MUST TYPE IN TYPEWRITER MUST TYPE IN TYPEWRITER MUST NOT GET DISTRACTION OR I WILL KILL)
Kirri: Mom would you like something to drink?
Mother: DIE!!! *throws typewriter at kirri and breaks random stuff*

...

Now about the sex talk...why is she so eager to be a grandma? Is it like a 1337 rank to her? I don't think being a grandma is the best thing in the world. Example...

Kirri: Mom, Did you know that there was another school shooting at X place?
Mother: ...Son, I want you to make me a grandma.
Kirri: Uh, Mom-
Mother: When, son, when?!
Kirri: I don't know!
Mother: Answer me!
Kirri: ....
Mother: DIE!!!

Have you even talked to your dad about this, Kirri? If so, what did he do about it?
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From: LeonCHEN | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:32:47 PM | Message Detail
My god kirri, I didn't know the situation was so serious. Your mom is mentally unstable, she should consult a therapist.
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From: SimuLord | Posted: 12/21/2001 11:38:46 PM | Message Detail
Therapist? No. She needs to be stuffed into a straitjacket and hauled into a padded room. I did time in a mental institution as a teenager and I never saw anyone quite THAT far removed from normal.
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From: Lewis Therin | Posted: 12/22/2001 12:26:07 AM | Message Detail
I agree, she is very unstable. That is the only explanation for her behavior.
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From: Satoriblader | Posted: 12/22/2001 12:38:45 AM | Message Detail
I must admit....this is sure making the time at work fly by.....O I feel bad for ya there man....
From: bigballz | Posted: 12/22/2001 2:26:07 AM | Message Detail
WOW! just now i realized that this ain't no laughing matter. i just thank god for not having a mom ****ed up like yurs. can't she go to prison or the asylum for some of the things she said or did to you?
From: Phoenix Firehawk | Posted: 12/22/2001 2:35:55 AM | Message Detail
If you want to make her get therapy, go to the police, tell them what you told us(about the videos and the money for a prostitute), they'll arrest her and I'm pretty sure that they'll force her to get counseling...
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From: diablosdemonP | Posted: 12/22/2001 3:05:30 AM | Message Detail
I think we all agree, your dad is your best hope at the moment. Talk to him about this (i know that`s probably not what you wanted to hear but there`s not really much else to do is there?) afterall he married her
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From: Celsius | Posted: 12/22/2001 3:38:53 AM | Message Detail
where is this cat topic????
Link???
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From: flamebait | Posted: 12/22/2001 4:17:01 AM | Message Detail
The "cat topic" got modded, and even if it hadn't, it would have been purged ages ago. Stop asking.
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From: Inthesto | Posted: 12/22/2001 4:49:31 AM | Message Detail
Christ, kirri. Get your mother some help. FAST.

And what about your father? He puts up with your overly-violent/sexed pyschopathic mother? Is he one of those passive types who just sits in the background doing nothing?

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From: Mystic998 | Posted: 12/22/2001 5:09:47 AM | Message Detail
Your mother is what professional psychologists call "a psycho *****." Everyone bumps into a psycho ***** in their lifetime. She may be a friend. She may be a lover. She may be the naked girl dancing on your front lawn. But not many encounter the psycho ***** in their mothers. I pity you.
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From: Masao Kishin | Posted: 12/22/2001 10:41:26 AM | Message Detail
Psycho ***** huh
From: SizzlingPlatypus | Posted: 12/22/2001 10:54:58 AM | Message Detail
Sure he could get her arrested but then when she gets out she might just hunt kirri down and beat him with a typewriter...
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From: kirri | Posted: 12/22/2001 1:57:05 PM | Message Detail
Uh... turning my mom to the police??

Yeah right...
From: Masao Kishin | Posted: 12/22/2001 11:45:20 PM | Message Detail
You could..........
From: masumane2 | Posted: 12/22/2001 11:47:02 PM | Message Detail
Take the movies and send them to me.
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From: Jack Mama | Posted: 12/23/2001 12:31:42 AM | Message Detail
She was shoving that paper in my face yelling something like "LOOK WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LETTER! LOOK! WOW! WHAT A BEATIFUL LETTER!!!!!!"

This is where I started getting scared. You REALLY need to take some sort of action. Eather that or get her some valium
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From: Masamune2 | Posted: 12/23/2001 12:37:31 AM | Message Detail
Have you decided if you will get her some help yet?
After hearing about the typewriter incident it seems that some worse could happen to you where she might take physical action against you and unless you want that to happen get some help for her.
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From: Wing | Posted: 12/23/2001 12:57:25 AM | Message Detail
Get her some ****ing help for God's sake, dude.
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From: Spiritfire | Posted: 12/23/2001 1:31:00 AM | Message Detail
Posting the stories here isn't really the kind of help she needs, either. The advice has been repeated over and over. Find some outside help. If not, well... If your dad is more um... sane, you ought to go to him and talk about it. She might not listen to what you say, but she might be more open to listen to her husband. But otherwise, find some professional help. You went through those lengths to show us that you were being truthful. I'd think you'd convince whoever you contact that you're telling the truth.
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From: Tezza | Posted: 12/23/2001 1:41:36 AM | Message Detail
run kirri run!
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From: FuzzyDracoh | Posted: 12/23/2001 1:57:17 AM | Message Detail
Best. Topic. Ever.

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From: Majin Gohan | Posted: 12/23/2001 2:06:06 AM | Message Detail
I am not kirri.
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From: IceFlamethrower2 | Posted: 12/23/2001 2:39:28 AM | Message Detail
1. Get lots of porn
2. Get a car
3. Get a laptop
4. Flee the state
5. Sell the porn
6. Live in your mansion with supermodels and a constantly burning fire with pictures of your mom in it.

I hope this helps, your mother is nuts.
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From: Xeldagen | Posted: 12/23/2001 3:27:38 AM | Message Detail
This has got to be the best damn topic I've ever read on GameFAQs. Just the simple fact of it. It gets even more weird once you get into it. Jesus Christ. Your mom isn't normal, seriously. Of course, she's mom, you're used to it. Do you want to do anything about it? I mean, Christ. What's going to happen when she becomes a grandmother?

I don't even know a thing about your mom except for the facts you told me. It leaves me to the fact that she is a very ignorant, pushy, and self-centered to the point where it'd just make you piss all over yourself.

So, I guess your dad has learned just to stay the hell back when your mom goes crazy like a psycho on drugs. Although, as I mentioned, best topic ever, apparently. ^_^

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From: ohnoitschris | Posted: 12/23/2001 3:34:28 AM | Message Detail
*archives page 5*

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