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| From: janaiji
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:01:44 PM | Mark
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My friend's cat was
pretty sick recently. You could see him sitting in a corner all day
long moaning in pain without being able to move. As soom as someone
touched him to pick him up, you had the impression some guy just
stepped on his tail. It was terrible to see him like that.
So
when I went to his house two days ago, I figured I'd try to see if
there was something I could do for the poor cat. The cat has been
staying in the same corner for almost a week!
So I tried to
pick him up, but his hurls of pain frozen me. Anyways, I managed to
push him out of the corner and boy did that cat look like he was
suffering.
I then realized something. He shrieked in pain
whenever I touched his belly area. That, and thinking that he was
staying there for so long made me think about a possible cause for
this... constipation!
What I did was to take a bit of water
and vaseline. I dipped my little finger in the vaseline and then
started caressing the cat's butt and eventually pouring my finger
inside in a back and forth motion. The cat didn't like it, it was
obvious. But anyways, I tried a bit with water, then vaseline again.
A few minutes later, the cat managed to dip out a big, smelly,
disgusting poop yelling shrieking like a tortured prisoner in the
process. After that, he seemed much better. When evening came around
(maybe say... three or four hours after the big poop), he looked
pretty healthy and was walking freely around the
house.
Anyways, after dinner that evening the whole family
was talking about the cat and his huge poop and wondering what was
going on with him. So I told them about what happened and how I
managed to "cure" him.
Their thought I was joking at first,
but when they realized I was serious they told me I was a sick ****
and forced me out of the house. Geez, thanks for saving the cat man!
Now get out of here! What kind of ****ty attitude is
that? |
| From: chickenboy
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:03:08 PM | Mark
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.....
Have you
heard of a vet? or is fingering a cats arse one of your
pastimes? |
| From: jesterguy
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:03:38 PM | Mark
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thats pretty
disgusting...
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:03:58 PM | Mark
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i really have no opinion
about this...
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| From: DJosef
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:04:14 PM | Mark
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That's pretty sick,
aren't there alternate, less disgusting ways of clearing out his
colon?
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| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:04:23 PM | Mark
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I would guess it is the
"fingering my cat" part that they didn't like.
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| From: Twisted
Silence | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:05:09 PM | Mark
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You have GOT to be
kidding me.
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:05:59 PM | Mark
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let's say you had some
kind of stomach ache and then a big cat came and did 'something' to
your butt... would your parents be happy?
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:06:49 PM | Mark
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oh well... let's just
say you shouldn't have dropped a word about it...
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| From: Claw
Redek | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:07:08 PM | Mark
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O_O
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| From: wasabi2005
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:07:10 PM | Mark
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So How Did It
feel..
Fingering a cat
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| From: tailwind
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:07:21 PM | Mark
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You could've used a
Q-Tip or somethin'.
Or better yet, told them what you thought
was wrong, and called a damn vet. |
| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:07:35 PM | Mark
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Exactly.
Did you
at least wash your hand?
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| From: KatThePoet
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:08:51 PM | Mark
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Greetings...
*shudders*
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| From: janaiji
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:11:19 PM | Mark
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| Well I didn't really
"wash my hands" with soap and everything but I had a bit of water
with me so just pouring my finger in the water and drying it on my
jeans pretty much cleaned the "stuff" out of it. |
| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:11:50 PM | Mark
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That is messed up
man.
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| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:12:27 PM | Mark
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Dude, you ATE without
washing your hands after doing that...
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| From: janaiji
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:13:55 PM | Mark
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Yes, but we had soup so
I didn't really touch the food with my finger (it wasn't dirty
anymore, it just smelled a bit).
Anyways I hold the spoon in
my right hand and that was my left hand so it really didn't matter
much. |
| From: innuendo
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:14:56 PM | Mark
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::notices everyone
looking at him::
what!?! |
| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:15:32 PM | Mark
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You definately need to
wash your hands after all intraanus contact with
anything.
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night.
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| From: Punkguy856
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:15:47 PM | Mark
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You're
sick.
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I burn
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| From: Twisted
Silence | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:16:35 PM | Mark
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I hope this guy is
lying.
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:17:30 PM | Mark
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Curiosity kills the
cat.
And a human finger in the anus cures it.
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| From: Enygmatic
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:17:49 PM | Mark
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I think, were I the cat,
I'd have rather stayed in my corner.
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| From: KatThePoet
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:18:52 PM | Mark
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Greetings...
Agreed.
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| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:19:32 PM | Mark
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Just give me a magazine
and my poop box. I'll figure something out.
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:20:01 PM | Mark
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did you somehow
analyze the piece of poop?
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| From: Flip
Mode | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:21:32 PM | Mark
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I agree with Twisted
Silence.
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| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:22:30 PM | Mark
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I would say his
reputation is pretty much shattered here.
Cut your losses and
make a new account man.
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:23:05 PM | Mark
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i like
him
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Kids! Over 25 millions of illiterates can't be
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| From: janaiji
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:24:10 PM | Mark
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The thing that you guys
don't seem to understand is that the cat would have DIED if I hadn't
done that.
Obviously it wasn't any pleasant to do that but
geez, you have to feel sorry for the little guy suffering like
that |
| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:25:15 PM | Mark
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He might not have died,
he might have had a massive bowel movement later
on.
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Rage,
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:25:41 PM | Mark
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you should have rammed
something else than your finger up the cat's owners butt for not
bringing it to a vet.
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| From: Enygmatic
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:25:59 PM | Mark
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I think, were I the cat,
I would've taken that chance.
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| From: Flip
Mode | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:26:20 PM | Mark
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Well your username
is 'ass', I guess you are entitled to like things like that. As for
what Acid Rain was suggesting, do it man. Start a new account so we
don't know who you are. Who cares if the cat would've died? Cats
suck anyway.
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| From: Flip
Mode | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:27:14 PM | Mark
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Oh yeah, change cat
to housecat, tigers and their order are cool.
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:28:10 PM | Mark
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this is one of the most
interesting topics CE has seen in a while IMO.
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| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:29:56 PM | Mark
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Almost as interesting
about the kid who was bragging about getting head from his
sister.
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| From: Punkguy856
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:32:19 PM | Mark
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Acid Rain, I remember
that topic. lol
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| From: JesusChristSuperstar
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:34:01 PM | Mark
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Oh yah why should they
be mad. You anally violate mtheir cat, get **** on the carpet, then
finally don't even wash your hands?
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| From: Bloomin
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:35:00 PM | Mark
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| LMAO thats pretty
funny! |
| From: Forest
Mercenary | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:47:49 PM | Mark
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"I dipped
my little finger in the vaseline and then started caressing the
cat's butt and eventually pouring my finger inside in a back and
forth motion."~janaiji |
| From: Acid
Rain | Posted: 11/23/2001 1:48:20 PM | Mark
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Damn. I lost my sig
status to a cat fingerer.
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| From: Punkguy856
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:49:26 PM | Mark
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Nastiest. Sig.
Ever.
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| From: mkn
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:50:54 PM | Mark
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Hahahaha...
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| From: ass
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:55:25 PM | Mark
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janaiji, i shalt grant
you thy title 'cat sex-toy' </Forest Mercenary>
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| From: CVagts
| Posted: 11/23/2001 1:59:51 PM | Mark
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You, my friend, have
testicular fortitude.
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| From: Impressario
| Posted: 11/23/2001 2:01:06 PM | Mark
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M-Master...
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| From: Forest
Mercenary | Posted: 11/23/2001 2:04:22 PM | Mark
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Hahahahahahahaha...
I quoted Acid on that
respond...
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I dipped my little finger in the vaseline and
then started caressing the cat's butt and eventually pouring my
finger inside in a back and forth motion.~janaiji |
| From: Johnny
Knoxville | Posted: 11/23/2001 2:05:22 PM | Mark
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Um...
Damn! You
stole our idea for the next show! >_<
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