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From: Sailor Bacon | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:24:04 PM | Mark for Moderation
See? See?

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"Die job death car!"
From: Positively Posterior | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:26:59 PM | Mark for Moderation

I'm...speechless.
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From: technocloak | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:30:01 PM | Mark for Moderation
You truly are a god among men.
From: Catti Drizzt | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:30:23 PM | Mark for Moderation

Was it good for you, as it was with me?

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From: mike16 | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:30:54 PM | Mark for Moderation
That...is...wow...
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From: Multani | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:31:29 PM | Mark for Moderation
That's right!

You show 'em who's boss, Bacon!
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From: miffo | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:32:05 PM | Mark for Moderation
;)

You're my hero!

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From: Sailor Bacon | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:32:06 PM | Mark for Moderation
I'm not really sure if it's good for me or not. This is possibly the weirdest tasting thing I've ever had in my life. Good thing I have several more of them to go after this one!

*gets a huge caffeine buzz*
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From: wmac152 | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:32:07 PM | Mark for Moderation
LMAO!!
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From: Kildread2 | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:32:21 PM | Mark for Moderation
BWAHAHAHAH!

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From: jesterguy | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:33:35 PM | Mark for Moderation
make another series of pictures for the rest of the cans
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From: MustgetStoned2 | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:33:45 PM | Mark for Moderation
i want some Whoop Ass. Is that a new drink or some novelty thing?
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From: jesterguy | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:34:32 PM | Mark for Moderation
(nice Gator grill btw)
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From: Sticky Stinky Monkey | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:34:33 PM | Mark for Moderation
Hahaha...
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From: Enygmatic | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:34:36 PM | Mark for Moderation
You opened up a can of Whoop Ass on... your patio?

I'm disappointed. Where's the agression? Where's the overt display of raw power?

Tsk, tsk...
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From: Catti Drizzt | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:35:16 PM | Mark for Moderation

I wonder, why do they put the word "ass" in an edible consumer product.

It tends to lead to comments such as:

"It tasted like ass".

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From: Sailor Bacon | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:36:46 PM | Mark for Moderation
It's an "energy drink". I've never seen it in stores anywhere, I had to order it online..

Here's what's written on the can:

"Energy Drink. Revitalizes attitude & Restores faith in mankind"

"The last thing the world needs is another energy drink, so here's one more. We mixed an old skool Japanese formula with our attitude. With ingredients like TAURINE, ROYAL JELLY, and INOSITOL, this stuff is legit. Run with the little guy... if you can keep up!

www.foxwhoopass.com

Not recommended for people who shouldn't drink it (you know who you are)."
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From: Enygmatic | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:40:48 PM | Mark for Moderation
Seen it before. My sister got a can as a novelty gift for graduation.
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From: RamJetXG | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:43:29 PM | Mark for Moderation
*builds a shrine/golden statue to/of Bacon*

*falls to ground and begins worshipping him in an ecstatic state*
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From: Momac Star | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:48:37 PM | Mark for Moderation
All i have to say about that is Jones Soda rules!
Gotta try 'em all! Pink is the best
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From: AEtherSPOON | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:49:45 PM | Mark for Moderation
... a Florida Gators fan?
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From: CyricZ | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:51:19 PM | Mark for Moderation
Dude...

...

You need a shave...

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From: Melissamaya | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:55:55 PM | Mark for Moderation
w00t...he's gonna whoop all your asses now...
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From: imaguy2 | Posted: 10/9/2001 4:57:00 PM | Mark for Moderation
Gasp...its exactly as the topic described!
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From: Melissamaya | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:01:12 PM | Mark for Moderation
Cyric, dudes who drink WHOOP ASS don't need to shave. It'll ruin the whole persona!
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From: Sailor Bacon | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:03:16 PM | Mark for Moderation
I can't shave, it would ruin the "rugged" look that accompanies Whoop Ass-ing.
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From: Paul | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:07:21 PM | Mark for Moderation
Oh..the Jones stuff..

I thought you were going to be beating up people dressed as Dragon Ball characters or something.

By the way, my beard is even more rugged.
From: MattLeaphorn | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:09:41 PM | Mark for Moderation
LOL
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From: Shuzo | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:15:47 PM | Mark for Moderation
Dude, that's so.. *Brushes away a tear and hugs Sailor Bacon*
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From: paragon | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:38:55 PM | Mark for Moderation
*makes a really stupid joke about the name Allen*

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From: wasabi2005 | Posted: 10/9/2001 5:55:59 PM | Mark for Moderation
Nice shirt..
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From: seifer psx | Posted: 10/9/2001 6:11:22 PM | Mark for Moderation
Best. Drink. Ever.
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From: Biohazard01 | Posted: 10/9/2001 9:40:36 PM | Mark for Moderation
*Agrees with Wasabi*

Bacon, you are my personal favorite human-like entity.
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From: JadeKnight | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:07:14 AM | Mark for Moderation
*goes to Safeway and buys a case of Whoop Ass*

Hey, if Bacon can drink it, imagine the results for me!!

w00t!!

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From: Lengthy Neo | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:09:11 AM | Mark for Moderation
NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES.
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From: LeonCHEN | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:10:19 AM | Mark for Moderation
Damn this topic is so full of whoop arse.

..ass.
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From: doomnow | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:33:11 AM | Mark for Moderation
now all you need is a mullet, then i would fear you....wait, you had blue hair, thats even more scary. glad to see the mighty gator grill cover.
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From: PsychoPathicRyder | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:45:03 AM | Mark for Moderation
I think he should get some dreds.
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From: isv666 | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:47:54 AM | Mark for Moderation
They sell that stuff at Safeway?

Hell, Safeways still exist!? Ours got shut down or something. :/

I need to find that stuff... I wanna be all whoop ass-like and be cool!!!

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From: ohnoitschris | Posted: 10/10/2001 12:53:11 AM | Mark for Moderation
I wish I had some Whoop Ass...
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From: LeonCHEN | Posted: 10/10/2001 1:04:25 AM | Mark for Moderation
Believe it or not ivs, Safeways are still up here in Canada!
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From: Lightfox2012 | Posted: 10/10/2001 1:06:08 AM | Mark for Moderation
Hmm..........
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From: isv666 | Posted: 10/10/2001 1:06:59 AM | Mark for Moderation
Hah. I liked Safeway... don't know why ours was shutdown. Maybe losing to much money here... Food Lion is the big **** around here...

... or maybe it was violating some codes.

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